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Interior Crocodile Alligator 

Originally from a freestyle by "Chip Da Ripper"

Translates to:

I own a chevy whos interior has been refinished with reptile skin, and has been upgraded to support video via LCD screens located in the front two headrests, and dashboard toped off with dolby surround sound and giant subwoofers in the trunk.
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Interior/Exterior Specialist 

A person with a tremendous amount of Experience on both the Inside and the outside (if you know what I mean). Also known as Carpenters, they tend to be the most amazing lovers due to their extensive knowledge of how to swing large hammers, working with wood, and of course the use of their hands. Alcoholic Tendencies often accompany such a person, as it acts as somewhat of a coping mechanism for having to work and build all day long, all while carrying around very large testicles. You can find them on almost any jobsite, just keep an eye out for the guys walking around with large bulges in the fronts of their pants.
Hey is that guy an Interior/Exterior Specialist? By the look of that busted zipper on his pants , I'd say yes!

interior peasant 

What outside lords call nerds that never leave their houses
I wish I could be an outside lord and not so much of an interior peasant

Peppermill interior 

To insert a Cornish new potato into the anus of a willing participant
Tom stu and John were discussing why their good friend James kept insisting on going to the bathroom. But when they noticed the Cornish new potatoes had vanished from the kitchen they realised James had been giving himself a peppermill interior this whole time.

lux interior 

singer of the cramps. best frontman to ever exist. sexy, tall pale guy who liked to scream and roll on the floor in a thong and high heels.
guy 1: Is that a crackhead in the speedo and leather jacket making love to a mic stand?
guy 2: No that’s just Lux Interior.
lux interior by ouchpouch August 6, 2019

Interior Decorating 

To slap a bit of white around the womb using the naughty paintbrush.
Friend 1 "Hey Picasso, did ya do any interior decorating last night?"
Friend 2 "Yeah, with your mom, zing."
Interior Decorating by Jtron 3000 September 15, 2005

Gucci Interior 

The shit us folk from the dirty south put in the interiors of our cars to have that bling bling. Only ghetto superstars have that Gucci Fabric in the cars seats, dash, headliner, door panels, and anywhere else.
"A real baller got that gucci interior in the whip, fake niggas be ridin stock or crush velvet with that itch."
Gucci Interior by cappa January 2, 2006