Infantile Pillock

A childish and stupid person.

Dude A: "Why are you laughing at that stupid joke someone just told you?"
Dude B " I really can't help it."
Dude A " You really are acting like an infantile pillock."

by Hay, Dan Newman, Dan the Man July 20, 2016

infaction

How Tech support scammers say "Infection"

Sir, you have an infaction in your computer

by Scam Buster April 2, 2017

Papa Infantino

Papa Infantino is the father of Pionel Pandres Pessi. He gives him penalties to rig things. Papa Infantino also hates Cristiano Ronaldo, and will do anything at any cost to mess him up. Papa Infantino loves Pessi.
Other traits: Loves penalties , and robbing things

Pionel Pandres Pessi: My dad gave me a penalty!
Friend: Is your dad Papa Infantino?

by Kevin is a Neuer fan July 14, 2023

Paraphilic Infantilism

A fetish where people dress up like babies

My son's preschool teacher is into Paraphilic Infantilism and often wears diapers under his pants.

by Chodeyjones42 April 20, 2015

infanticipating

Anticipating an infant, aka, pregnant.

Did you notice Jordana's baby bump yet? She and Mark are infanticipating.

by momo midori July 16, 2009

infantiphobia

The fear of babies

Gene: Run for your life! A baby!
Phineas: What's your problem man? Do you have infantiphobia?

by Derek August 11, 2008

male infanticide

To kill an infant or baby because they are male.

Male infanticide is virtually zero in comparison to female infanticide.

In past centuries male infanticide has been used as a war tactic in controlling nations by limiting the numbers of men that can fight in wars.

by The Moody Poet February 3, 2007