Indultery

(noun) The act of committing adultery with a member of your spouse's or your own immediate family.

Did you hear about Cody? His old lady caught him committing indultery with his cousin.

by beerguys October 23, 2012

Insultant

A consultant with a brash style for "telling it like it is," even at the risk of implying that his clients are idiots.

Consultant: So, in conclusion, my research definitively demonstrates there is zero market demand for your silly product idea.

Boss to underling: Where the hell did you find this guy? He's more of an insultant than a consultant.

by rickbrunernyc November 23, 2009

insultament

An adjective that's an insult or a complement depending on how it's used or how you look at it.

Kara: Manny called me a redwood tree. I asked him whats that supposed to mean?
Kix: Well... thats an insultament...
Kara: Insulta-who??
Kix: Insultament. It's a complement and an insult depending on how you take it.
Kara: Oh.
Kix: Redwood trees are the tallest trees around. You're tall. They're also fat. And you're fat...
Kara: I'll show Manny who's a Redwood Tree.. Imma beat the crap outta him!!!

by Klinge-Axe January 23, 2010

insultate

To insinuate by insulting
Defining a person by using fake knowledge about them

Nikki, even as smart as she is, always insultated Ted thinking he’s not as smart as he really is.

Hey Nikki, who are you trying to insultate?

by Kurfew January 15, 2020

Insultant

One who is educated in treating or speaking with contemptuous rudeness and obvious arrogance and paid for this service

Insultant: "You are a spineless, heap of flaming dog poo and you are not worth the paper i wipe my ass with."

Boss: "Who are you and why are you telling me this?!"

Insultant: "I'm Joe's insultant, here's my card and referrals are appreciated."

by TheInsultant November 19, 2011

Insultamentry

An insulting compliment.
also known as backhanded compliment

Liz just threw an insultamentry comment at Rachel before her wedding.
" That dress is nice, it does wonders to your figure"
No wonder she got thrown out of the Bridesmaid party.

by lionsfeet March 18, 2011

inculta

a scrub who think UD is a good source for internet facts

I'm inculta, and I think blurple is a word because I found it on urban dictionary

by isaac.chen June 6, 2019