the hamptons

a few towns grouped together on Long Island, in New York. Hamptonites call NYC-ers cidiots, NYC-ers call Hamptonites lidiots, any third party calls them both retards for being such unfriendly pricks to each other and everyone else.

alright, the Hamptons, so you've got Kelly Ripa. do the rest of us a favor and keep her there

by JBo July 30, 2005

the hamptons

A place on LI where not too many rich people actually live all year around the only actually rich people that live there come out from the city and are idiots ( cidiots ). It's made up of Westhampton, Quogue, East Quouge ( It kinda skips over hamptons bays cuz hampton bays is mad ghetto ) Watermill Southampton Wainscott Bridgehampton and Easthampton.

Cidiot - This weekend me and my other polo-wearing friends are going to spend our weekend in my beach house in the hamptons.

Local- Damn these cidiots taking over the hamptons.

by Natasha(local) August 24, 2004

Hampton

a PIMP, a fly mother fucker, the cool kid of the group, the shit.

You see that kid over there. he's a Hampton.

That kids the Hampton of the group

by mackenziedunaway June 14, 2010

Hampton

A fly kid. Usually is the best looking guy in his school. Gets pussy like every day.

You see that kid, he's Hampton. The cool one.

by Kikjfjekfhdktjfifje,if July 29, 2011

Hampton

A PIMP, a MOTHER FUCKER, a man with a HUGE DICK

Hampton was getting all the girls to get in the bed with him.

by bigone69 June 6, 2011

in the Hamptons

A state of mind in which the person is unrealistic, verging on being delusional. Being out-of-it.

All of those people who bought those sub-prime mortgages must have been "in the Hamptons" when they did that. Or,

I was hiking in the Appalachians, hit my head on a rock, and was "in the Hamptons" for an hour or so.

by Boss Brian July 31, 2009

The Hamptons

The Hamptons is made up of SOUTHAMPTON, SAG HARBOR, BRIDGEHAMPTON, WATERMILL, EASTHAMPTON, SPRINGS AND SAGAPONACK. That is ALL.

Year round it's mostly made up of middle class families just trying to get by. In the summer, cidiots (city idiots) or tourons (tourist morons) come out and cause extreme traffic and be generally stupid. In the winter, the Hamptons are pretty quiet (although Bridgehampton and Easthampton get very ghetto).

Cidiot: Oh my Gawd, i'm going to ride my new pony, Sir Edgar LeJonesy, in the Hamptons this weekend.

Local: There is absolutely NOTHING to do here...

by BHgirl November 22, 2011