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Once you step in, there's no gettin' the fuck out. The cool mud surrounds your whole muthafuckin body. Then... when all hope is lost... you ejaculate.
Oh man... I'm gettin' deep in the quicksand up in here.
by My Titties Just Farted November 30, 2019
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quid in the till

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An old Australian expression for a turd that has been left floating in the toilet bowl. Derived from the days before decimal currency when a pound note (a quid) was left in the cash register ("the till")
Geeze the shithouse stinks...some bastard has left a quid in the till.
by Alfonso of Fyshwick April 22, 2006
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The kid in class who doesn’t say a word and then suddenly has some sort of an amazing talent that you probably didnt expect.
Rick: dude, have you seen Gertrude? Like, she’s The Quiet Kid In Class, like, she hasn’t said ANYTHING this first week of year 7. But, like, have u seen her art? It’s incredible!
Astley: yeah dude! She didn't even talk to me and I’m a big nerd and simp!
by chickenchowmein2007 August 5, 2021
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Quiet Kid in the Corner

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You know the kid. They often wear darker clothes, though it isn't necessary. Normally, this kid will talk to an elite few classmates who don't bug them, make fun of them, or bring them into irrelevant conversations. When you get to know that quiet kid, you can discover they are an individual person with lots of funny thoughts inside. They simply choose to keep them there. When they choose to let their thoughts out, the students laugh, but they're usually good kids, so the teacher's let it slide. Some speak more "properly" than others, depending on their sense of humor.
Mrs. Daniels: Justine, describe phagocytosis for the class.
*class considers whether there is actually a Justine in the school*
Justine: It's like when the space ship comes for the slime monster during its attempt at world domination, but the slime monster makes itself grow a little and eats it.
*class laughs*

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Mrs. Powers: And they all lived happily ever after... maybe... or maybe they all died.
Justine: Of course they died... this book was written two hundred years ago.
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Crystal: Did you hear what Justine said in English?
Amanda: That girl's name is Justine?.. It's always the quiet kid in the corner.
by bumblebreeze January 12, 2011
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Cow queefs in the ass

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A cow queef in the ass is a term used to describe something beyond imagination. If one is to even utter the phrase, they are likely to shit their pants.
Yes, that's right, cow queefs in the ass are the main cause of global warming.
by Kev Younger August 6, 2011
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Que pasa in the casa

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Can be translated into "What's happening in the house"

Que pasa = What's up
Casa = house

From spanish
by spilloholiker April 29, 2010
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