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Limplement

The act of rolling out new hardware, software, or business processes that fall far short of the original intentions for their use; noun: Limplementation;
When we limplemented the software the first time, it brought our payroll system down for weeks rather than streamlining the whole process.
by Jenny White February 7, 2008
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pimplement

Implementing an object or functionality that pimp's your application
I just pimplemented a pornstar name generator into my website.
by IanJBBreens June 11, 2006
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inclement weather

"Inclement weather" means unpleasant weather, which is stormy, rainy, or snowy weather. However, the phrase inclimate weather often is mistakenly used when the speaker really means "inclement" weather.
Amos: This is the coldest summer we have had on record. We need to do something about anthropogenic climate change.

Ignore Amos: Dude, there ain't no global warming! It's colder than usual this week, and don't you remember that inclimate weather we had this winter? That was cold, too!

Amos: Anthropogenic climate change does not mean just global warming. It also includes unseasonably cooler weather due to the melting of the polar ice caps. Furthermore, cold weather in the winter is not inclimate weather. I think "inclement weather" is what you meant to say.
by Biff Skippy February 8, 2010
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Impigmented

When a man of an average built comes before satisfying the needs of a women
by Attilio Romano June 25, 2004
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gimplement

n. Any sort of implement, device, or gadget designed or intended to aid the physically impaired or handicapped.
Crutches were one of the earliest gimplements, but those new leg braces are the coolest.
by MadridTiger December 10, 2011
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Simplemented

something or someone that is important yet insensitively looked over by loved ones
"He has always been, metaphorically, an insect. A simplemented servant whose role is to provide for the superiors of the house."
by TheRuzeMan January 9, 2020
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implementated

a misuse of the word "implemented", the past participle of implement, which means to put into effect, to apply, to put into action.
I noticed Urban Dictionary had not implementated the word "implementated" yet, so I submitted it. I hope it is implementated now even though grammatically it is incorrect.
by PearlDiddy January 9, 2016
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