Getty Imagery

A disorder where a person believes that he or she is a person in a Getty Image.

Mike: Let's take a selfie together in our new car.
Jen: Why? That's just weird.
Mike: Come on... We're just like the people in the brochure!
Jen: I've been meaning to talk to you about this.
Mike: What baby? We have a trendy apartment, great fashion sense, and now a new car.
Jen: I'm worried that you suffer from Getty Imagery.
Mike: That stock photo thing?
Jen: Yes. Our apartment sucks, you look like shit most of the time, and we'll be paying for that car for 7 years.
Mike: Yeah but the photo is the only thing that matters. I can post it on all my social media accounts.
Jen: Hmm.

by geekmalone June 4, 2024

Imagerbation

The act of masturbating to an imagined sexual fantasy.

P1: Oh man, i was so horny last night and i didn't have anything to masturbate to!
P2: Oh God! What did you do?
P1: I imagined that bitch we saw at the mall yesterday.
P2: Now that is using your imagerbation skills bro!

by Penis Hugar Cumalot June 18, 2011

Imagerbate

The act of masturbating to an imaginary woman as opposed to watching porn.

Imagerbating usually takes place in the shower where pornographic material is not available.

Bernie was in class the other day and saw what he liked, a girl with spandex pants, so he went home and imagerbated all over the shower wall.

by beeg's 9 April 26, 2009

Imagerize

To apply imagery to a passage

The boy imagerizes the movement of the dog in his book.

by jshansns October 27, 2017

imagermatic

the use of an extreme amount of imagery in a piece of literature

Your poem was so imagermatic, I could picture it perfectly.

by AL2113 March 7, 2019

imageration

Exageration by employing the imagination. Often done to improve the appeal of a story and increase dramatic content. Also includes adding adjectives to the story. Imagerating may go beyond the bounds of normal exageration. That is things can be imagerated to include things outside bounds of physical reality.
Telling something as one imagines often by recreating a memory rather then how it really was.

First heard by a 9 year old little boy, "I wasn't exagerating I was imagerating."

Ex: "The story was greatly imagerated."

The story included a lot of imagerations.

by Lily Euler August 26, 2006