illogical

emma loving tristan more than tristan

emma: i love you more
tristan: no thats illogical

by tristan! February 04, 2008

highly illogical

When something doesn’t make any sense

Captain Kirk: You need to be more emotional
Spock: That’s highly illogical

by I’ll fuck your bitch April 08, 2018

chron-illogical

When someone smokes so much chronic, they lose all sense of reason.

Dealer: This shit will get you straight chron-illogical within 5 minutes.

by bringingscarinessbacktopunk July 04, 2011

bio-illogical clock

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.

"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."

by geek.neo March 05, 2010

bio-illogical clock

The unreasonable state of mind, typically suffered by females, once a particular age is reached causing overly emotional, unstable and erratic behaviour predominantly concerning the immediate needs of spawning parasitical offspring.

As sure as Summer, the feared bio-illogical clock transformed this fine woman, of such beauty to make the Angels weep, into a terrifying beast of breeding.

by Onyx Lioness June 25, 2010

illogicalness

the noun form of something illogical or unreasonable. the word itself embodies the quality it describes.

There is a lot of illogicalness in the world of Shakespeare's King Lear.

by EnglishClassDropout March 03, 2009

Scat-illogical

Something that doesn't make sense to a jazz musician

Jazz Musician: "That joke about the massive poo doesn't make any sense"
Me: "Don't worry, that's just scat-illogical humour"

by BobHobnobBobbobbob July 14, 2021