illiterate

(adjective) to not be able to read or write in a specific language. Used loosely, it can describe someone who is just an incredibly sloppy speller.

About 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary.com are made by people who are illiterate

by Rakeman June 7, 2005

Illiterature

Bad writing.

1. I hear your novel has sold 150,000 copies. I didn't read it, but I bet it's a great example of contemporary illiterature.

2. I'm a Jane Austen fan. I haven't kept up with contemporary illiterature.

3. Dear Sir: Thank you for submitting your very well-written manuscript. Unfortunately, at this time, we are only interested in serious illiterature.

illiterate sass writer's crap literary masturbation

by MaxFolger June 11, 2010

illiterate bastard

A stupid thick cunt who is of a low intellect.

Book Distributor.."Excuse me sir, would you like this free book to read?"

Illiterate bastard.."No thanks, I can't read, I'm an illiterate bastard."

by Caldow April 24, 2007

Illisticate

to relentlessly list off a whole bunch of items.

"Man, the conversation was going so good until she decided to illisticate her selfish desires"

by Dayvid. January 1, 2009

tech illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.

Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a tech illiterate - did you know that?"

by YearOfTheSnitch July 23, 2019

illiteralate

One who does not find it humorous when there words are taken literally instead of figuratively.

Becky: This heat is going to kill me.
Mariam: YOU CAN'T DIE I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH!
Becky: I didn't mean that literally!
Mariam: Becky is illiteralate

by Mistecho July 25, 2014

illiteracy

irriteraky is wen sumwun cant spull anyfing and peepol get reery anoid wif u.

90% of people on the internet suffer from illiteracy.

by Zenzerbeth February 18, 2015