ignormation

Information you don't need but use anyway.

This map has a lot of ignormation. Why do I need to know how far it is from, say Boston to Nova Scotia?

by BBQ & Ms. Sexy July 4, 2005

Ignorony

The unintentional irony of the ignorant. Often used in a political context.

"Keep your government hands off my Medicare!" and "Stop treating illegal immigrants like second-class citizens!" are prime examples of ignorony in contemporary American politics.

by tdm September 2, 2013

Self-Imbortion

self-imbortion is the act of aborting oneself without parental consent when you are between the ages of 1-18. Self-imbortion is the action of causing oneself to turn inside out so that their external selves are now inside, and their internal selves are now outside. This is the end would cause the child/adolescent to die from either asphyxiation from being stuck in the body, or organ failure—caused by the organs now being outside of the body, overall meaning they are more vulnerable.

Self-Imbortion can also mean imploding on oneself solely from religious beliefs so strong that they induce suicidal thoughts.

After coming home from work, billy felt worthless. So, Billy decided to commit self-imbortion on himself.

by gayfish23 March 25, 2019

ignormation

Information you don't need but use anyway

This map has a lot of ignormation

by BBQ & Ms. Sexy June 25, 2005

Bread Ignoration

The act of avoiding free restaurant bread when the diners are on a diet.

Jay: Is the bread any good here?
Ben: Yeah, but I'm practicing Bread Ignoration..

Jay: Why?
Ben: I'm on a diet.

by Jayke Rhine May 21, 2012

turning on the ignition

a) (for people between the ages of 18-25): having sex with your significant other for the sole purpose of placating either your or the sigother's parents by giving them grandchildren to play with

b) (semi-offensive): losing one's virginity in a one night stand

are you ready to start turning on the ignition, as in definition a)?

by Sexydimma January 24, 2015

ignition

"Ignition" is, among other things, the slang word for "vagina". A "penis" is called a "key", because you stick the penis in the vagina like you stick a key in the ignition

R. Kelly sings: "Let me stick my key in your Ignition, baby"

by DarkSkaners September 6, 2004