Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you. 

To love someone like a dog and have the will to commit to love them forever no matter what. Even if they gave you hell and treated you as if they were the Devil.

“it’s ok you treated me so horribly. Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you.”

Even if you were the Devil, i’d still love you. by Nile H August 15, 2024

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut

Originally Northern Irish, this expression shows confusion. As in:

(1) I'm so drunk I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut!
(2) What the fuck are you talking about?! You don't know if you need a shit or a haircut!

I don't know if I need a shit or a haircut by Bobby8585 July 30, 2008

mind if i draginz? 

in forumwarz's flamebate (the forum part of the game), an online role playing game, this question is often asked, usually by people pretending to be retarded. the poster of the question wants to post some images of dragons, what drives half of the people mad of anger. so all this is just for being annoying and as r-tarded as possible.

mind if i draginz?
*hotlinking pictures from dragon cave*

mind if i draginz? by xtrollx January 29, 2009

Don't mind if I do 

I phrase/saying to say while taking something that should have been, but wasn't, offered to you. Usually goes along with a deliberately rude gesture, like snatching something off a table.

At the Christmas Party, important guests were given a free tree ornament. Someone who was not supposed to get one walks up to their table and says abruptly "Don't mind if I do" and takes one of the ornaments for themselves.

Don't mind if I do by hungryjerk November 28, 2013

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️ 

the most beautiful quote known to man

Girl 1: if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️
girl 2: what

if i eated soap. i dont eat it bc i did. no i didnt❤️ by cyyfii December 1, 2021

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle 

man tf up before you miss your shot

Hey, what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle?

what do i do if i like this girl but she's dating Joyelle by Devon112 June 23, 2019

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon 

I’m starting to wonder if I am hopeless :(

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon

I’m going to die if I don’t get something soon by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker January 10, 2021