inerrata

A kinda mistake you wouldn't take back even if you could the reluctance to disown a broken relationship or agonizing experience that has since become apart of who you are and trying to disown it would mean you're trying to live some other life. -John connick

Guy1: Would you never Have been with that person if you could
Guy2: no I feel inerrata towards it

by Iheardit_before December 16, 2021

Irrational number

A number that doesn't end ever...
It will keep going even after you die even after the whole universe dies it will still be going

Math teacher:This is a irrational number

Student:I don't care

by This handle In already in use February 6, 2020

irrational fear

Something that scares the living shit out of you that isn't going to kill/hurt/maim you. Just grow a pair, deal with it, and move on. You can thank me later.

Rational fears:
1. That BIG fucking dog that accidentally got out of the neighbor's yard...AGAIN!
2. Ramifications of telling your boss to go fuck himself (or herself.)

Irrational fears:
1. Asking a guy/girl on a date. (OK, she says no, maybe laughs a little...tells her friend, who post it on...OK, maybe this is a rational fear!)
2. Getting screwed by a leprechaun. (Leprechauns have such small dicks...so I've been told.)

by StevieTheOldFrigginFart July 26, 2014

Irraginal

How women get during 'shark week'

Dang, that girl acting irraginal!

by overkill2 April 5, 2015

Irrappropriate

Irresponsible and inappropriate at the same time.

Dad: "That's what she said!"
Son: "Dad, you are being irrappropriate again"

by CrestuckyMatt March 10, 2010

Irrational Parenting

When parents support their children to spend an obscene number of hours memorizing the digits of irrational numbers like √2, π, and e, so that they can out-parrot others in a contest, and win some medals or prizes for their “irrational” feats of memory.

Based on recent newspaper reports, irrational parenting seems to be rising in Singapore, especially among immigrants from India and Burma—the perceived paranoia to make an entry into the Singapore Book of Records has never been so strong among the “human parrots.”

by Fasters November 22, 2022

irrational exuberance

(from Investopedia.com:) An infamous phrase uttered by Alan Greenspan in 1996 to describe the overvalued market at the time.

Really, it means you're way too happy about something.

ME: Holy crap, did you see that?!
DUDE: Man, you got a problem with irrational exuberance. STFU.
ME: THAT KICKED ASS!
DUDE: Seriously, STFU!

by pinano July 14, 2004