incommunicaditus

Incommunicaditus is a virus that begins with the inability to contact your friends, leading to feelings of anger, frustration and confusion. Early Symptoms are phantom vibrating near the pocket where the cell phone normally resides, yelling at and sometimes hitting broken communication devices, and anti-social behavior since they are unaware of that weekend's plans. The subject may eventually begin talking to themselves and wandering around campus in hopes that they will just run into someone they know. Eventually, if the case is not dealt with, the infected's head will figuratively explode from boredom. Incommunicaditus infects approximately 3 Students on any college campus on any given weekend. It can be set off by either the crashing of a computer or the loss/breaking of a cellphone.

Bill: You, know. I haven't seen chelsea in a few days...
Kelly: Well, she dropped her phone in a toilet on thursday night, so now she has incommunicaditus.

by sinthellina March 30, 2008

ICOHM

ICOHM stands for the International Church Of the Holy Moose.
This C̶u̶l̶t̶ church was set up in advance of BoatCon to celebrate the all round wonder that is Jared Padalecki and his character Sam Winchester.

‘Praise be to Jared’ *indicates beautiful hair*
‘And to Sam also’ *makes Moose antlers with hands*
‘Ah I see you are also a high priestess in the ICOHM! I bless you in the name of the Son of a Bitch, the influence and the holy Moose!’
(The hand signals for this blessing are top secret and only known by the members of the ICOHM).

by Founder of ICOHM February 2, 2020

incommutacatable

1.) Having difficulty expressing an idea or thought.

2.) Unable to be reached by phone or other means of communication.

1.) "I can't understand what you're trying to tell me. You're being far too incommutacatable."

2.) "She couldn't call Greg because he was being incommutacatable."

by saltinemachine September 9, 2006

Iommic

The quality of having great skill in one particular thing.

He plays guitar like a god. He is an iommic guitarist.

by Josh Moore September 11, 2003

incommuniCODo

Typically experienced by females when their game-playing cohabitants cease to respond to the spoken word.

Stuart's been incommuniCODo since Modern Warfare 2 came out.

by ka22a November 14, 2009

incommunicado

Not able, wanting, or allowed to communicate with other people

I would've asked you to be my Valentine, but you all incommunicado and shit.

by XinBad September 11, 2016

icommode

Listen to music and watching video's on crapper. Basically the same as iPot.

I gotta get on my iCommode so I can have something to do while I sit there.

by Quentin_B November 6, 2006