ironic

An unexpected result, often the opposite of what was expected to happen.

Isn't it ironic that ISIS is attacking France with weapons Made in France but sold to Syria.
People posting things with #PrayForParis, while their government earnt the money to provide for internet by selling weapons to ISIS, is quite ironic.

by CrazyKai January 20, 2016

Ironization

The process by which an individual "iron-lungs" a vape hit. Withholding vapor to the cages of the lungs in order to increase buzz probability.

Also, can be used to refer to withholding marijuana in the chest to increase the chances of THC absorption.

The breaking down of nicotine in the lungs to increase the passing to the brain.

You just ironized the fuck out of that vape bro.

The ironization of that hit was almost passed threshold.

Holy fuck Bill, that ironization could have killed you if you held it any longer.

by Tunefucius May 5, 2016

Irons

Word used to describe unusually flat-bottomed feet(flat-footedness). Typically these feet are great for water skiing but not great for running. Irons can be easily spotted by the total flatness of the bottom of the foot.

Davit: Wow! You have flat feet!
Zach: Yep, they're called irons.
Davit: Can you barefoot ski?
Zach: I'm the best at it!

by Davit McBarn January 27, 2006

Iron will

What you need to stay awake in class.

Carol: I don't got the iron will today. I'm going to sleep.

by Jarbear May 4, 2015

iron

1. a pistol or other firearm

2. the weights used by weightlifters

The guy had an iron and he paid the price for misusing it.

by The Return of Light Joker February 9, 2008

ironic

That a song about things which are ironic makes no mention of any things which are, in fact, ironic.

by Anonymous May 6, 2003

iron will

Someone who never gives up and is always doing the right things.

Fremd football players are instilled with an iron will.

by Sean1177 November 22, 2007