iron 

The fundamental SI unit of irony. Abbreviated as I; all metric prefixes apply.

Blatantly hate-mongering televangelist dies of AIDS; that rates about 2.5 kI on the ironometer.

iron by voidlore September 16, 2005

Iron 

One word Pittsburgh descriptor for Iron City Beer.

Hey Jimmy, gimme a cold Iron.

Iron by RKman May 15, 2005

iron 

adj.: big tough gay

That mean-lookin' bloke over there with the leather and the beard? Iron as Tinkie-Winkie.

iron by Witness10mm August 21, 2005

Iron 

An unattractive male with long hair, no personality and makes terrible choices with their life.

Dont pull an Iron, bruh

Iron by tooCoolforYourshit October 23, 2010

Iron 

Something to flatten/press your clothes.

One of the gang members said he was going to go grab the burner, and came back with a steaming hot iron in his hand. The guy they were jumping thought he must be the most dangerous one, since he wasn't scared of his feminine side, and he knew he was about to lose half of his face forever.

Iron by The Original Agahnim December 5, 2021

iron 

machete

"The iron was slack."

iron by noixz January 15, 2009

iRon 

Pronounced I-Ron, a person so stupid the fail to grasp the concept of irony.

Jake: Rain on a wedding day is so ironic.
Kris: No, it's not! You're a total iRon you know that?

iRon by NobleMaN79 October 2, 2008