geographically illiterate

a person who has no knowledge of the existence of other countries or where any country is outside of the United States. Someone who sucks at geography.

Kris: Do you know where Ukraine is?
Dave: Is that the country next to India?
Kris: No! God, you're geographically illiterate

Kris: Did you hear that Russia invaded Geogia?
Dave: OMG! Are they going to invade Atlanta?
Kris: No, Georgia the country you dumbass
Dave: There's a country called Georgia?
Kris: You are so geographically illiterate

by Maves December 12, 2012

technology illiterate

Someone who doesn't know anything/very little about technology. Sometimes they end up throwing around buzz words (like high-speed, big data, machine learning, IoT etc.) in an attempt to make themselves look smart - much to the dismay of the geeks watching.

Steve: "This new smart watch has 1TB of ram, a machine-learning CPU processor, 15MB of high-capacity SSD storage and 10MB of mobile data. Pretty good, eh?"
Dan: "eh..."
Steve: "Oh! Did you know that the watch also comes with a state-of-the-art big data analyzer?"
Dan: *sighs*
Dan: "Steve, your such a technology illiterate - did you know that?"

by Boneco123 August 5, 2020

half literate

Someone who can read, but not write. A group found in masses on discussion boards.

Half Literate? I cun read fuker!

by Onan October 9, 2003

illiterate

(adjective) to not be able to read or write in a specific language. Used loosely, it can describe someone who is just an incredibly sloppy speller.

About 75% of the definitions on Urbandictionary.com are made by people who are illiterate

by Rakeman June 7, 2005

ilcliterate

A lesbian who doesn't know how to eat pussy.

Louise has no idea how to lap a clam.
She is ilcliterate.

by CT Vigilante July 30, 2008

Illiterature

Bad writing.

1. I hear your novel has sold 150,000 copies. I didn't read it, but I bet it's a great example of contemporary illiterature.

2. I'm a Jane Austen fan. I haven't kept up with contemporary illiterature.

3. Dear Sir: Thank you for submitting your very well-written manuscript. Unfortunately, at this time, we are only interested in serious illiterature.

illiterate sass writer's crap literary masturbation

by MaxFolger June 11, 2010

cliterate

To be knowledgable about the clitoris.

She is so cliterate, she knows exactly where to go!

by Joey Whitter April 20, 2006