iFuck

out with the pod, in with the fuck.

iFuck, plain and simple.

by the spiff August 4, 2008

ifucker

iFucker someone who engages in sexual acts over instant message or video chats

iFucker someone who is addicted to Apple products

iFucker someone who fucks all the time and needs to fuck for sexual gratification, IE my girlfriend is an iFucker

That iFucker won't put his Apple iPhone down

by RedPortiaOne March 27, 2017

iFucked

when you buy an iPhone and break it within a week of purchase by dropping, sitting on, or just flat out losing it.

I dropped my iphone wednesday and due to iPhones No-Insurance policy I've been iFucked.

by TebowLookAlike February 3, 2010

iFucked

Getting fucked over by an apple product

Oh, my iPhone just iFucked the shit out of me!

by lauren stern December 19, 2008

ifuck

The art of selling something, particularly an Apple product that may be faulty, damaged or otherwise knackered on a medium such as eBay for an inflated price - sometimes with an inaccurate or ambiguous description - knowing that some sucker is going to pay through the nose for it believing to have a good deal on a supposedly cool accessory.

I got iFucked when I bought an Ipod for $50, not knowing it had a smashed screen.

by Galford May 12, 2007

ifuck

Sexual interaction through a non-tactile medium. Either using IMs, webcams, or phones.

Apparently over 85% of Canadian college students have iFucked. I guess they're too lazy or comfortable to subject themselves to the wicked cold that is the Canadian outdoors.

by the real Rob Forney February 15, 2006

iFUCK

To use any product from apple that starts with "i" as a dildo.

I iFUCKED my girlfriend with my new iphone last night

by Jonathan D L August 1, 2007