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I think I broke a hamstring...

What you say when you think you are hurt, or not ok.
Person 1: Are you OK?
Person 2: No, I think I broke a hamstring...
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I broke my pc

Today, I broke my pc again!
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I broke ma boat

'I broke ma boat' is gibberish that flows from the mouth whilst eating cookies when a person tries to say 'Look, theres the hat'.

Other variations include:
'I bwoak ma but'
'I boak ma boat'
'A buk ma but'

(It is refered to as 'I broke ma boat' because it is the only possible sentance that makes sense'
Person 1: I like cookies. (Begins eating)
Person 2: Well duh, you just bought them.
Person 1 (while pointing): I BROKE MA BOAT!
Person 2: What?
Person 1 (after swallowing): Look, theres the hat!
Person2: So it is.
by met388 August 19, 2009
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Isroken

Isolated and broken 💔
Lately I’ve been so sad, so isroken.
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I broke your mom's water

When you start to penetrate a pregnant woman so deep, it goes up the babies ass.
Man 1: Dude, I broke your mom's water last night.

Man 2: When we get home, let me beat your ass.
by Manwithaboat October 14, 2017
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I broke the dam

A statement that is used to hijack a thread on a message board. It's first use was on a thread about anti-hijacking on the message board SomaForums. The members that created the statement and where the pioneering users to use it where; The Colby Jack, Tender Surrender, Napoleon_Dynamite and Capeskim. All from SomaForums. It's first use was on "National Hijack Day (11/16/05 )" created by the above members, the spam tactic has been used throughout the message board communities.
Admin: "Ok guys, we should stop all of the spam that is going on"
Member: "I broke the dam"
Member2: "How could you?!"
by T3h Dark Dude November 11, 2008
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I broke the dam

A statement that is used to hijack a thread on a message board. It's first use was on a thread about anti-hijacking on the message board SomaForums. The members that created the statement and where the pioneering users to use it where; The Colby Jack, Tender Surrender, Napoleon_Dynamite and Capeskim. All from SomaForums. It's first use was on "National Hijack Day (11/16/05 )" created by the above members, the spam tactic has been used throughout the message board communities.
Admin: "Ok guys, we should stop all of the spam that is going on"
Member: "I broke the dam"
Member2: "How could you?!"
by T3h Dark Dude November 10, 2008
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