I’m a goddamn onion

Frank Woods’ second best catchphrase

“I’m a goddamn onion,Mason.You should know that”

by You will break, American January 30, 2021

I'm a PHD

Usually a term for black women who believe a PHD makes you sexually attractive towards men

Woman: I don't get why high valuable men won't choose me!!
Kevin Samuels: What's your height and dress size:
Woman: 5'3, dress size 14
Kevin Samuels: Mam you are obese and rude, there is no way in hell a high value man will marry you. Pick a struggle.
Woman: but.. I'm a PHD

by 3l1t3sp33ch February 26, 2021

I'm a fat fucking pig

Brendon Urie in Lil Dicky's song EARTH

"I'm a fat fucking pig!"

by CowTittes April 23, 2019

I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this

A phrase that has been ironically quoted by many vtubers after a Twitter user posted screenshots of an alleged vtuber asking for free art saying "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this" after the artist refused.

1: "can I have free art?"

2: "no"
1: "I'm a vtuber and you'll regret this"

by whatthehword December 17, 2020

I'm a Shark!

The Singing Shark is an internet meme based on a comic strip found on the same site as the Hockey Zombie. The meme is actually a comic, about a great white shark, who pops out of the water with his mouth wide open to sing, "I'm a shark! I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I'm a shark!"

This has spurned a massive response online, and variations of it are everywhere.

Why didn't you write your essay for class?

"I'm a shark! Suck my dick! I didn't do it!"

by kelderoth April 2, 2007

I’m a nonce

Known from famous Shannon Briggs let go (champ) I’m a nonce is a English word for I’m a (pedophile)

Nico: say your welsh

Shannon: I’m a nonce

by Jordan yaaa November 19, 2019

I’M A SOCK

What one says when they bundle up in a hoodie as if in transformation, and flee from all social activity and emotion.

Tammy: “ Let’s all play truth or dare!”

Cristine really doesn’t want to so, she bundles up in her sweater

Cristine: “I’M A SOCK”

by Bannath May 12, 2018