I wish you the runs

To cordially wishith upon the runs/diarrhea to someone/something

Someone cuts you off while driving on the road: "I wish you the runs"

by J-Bye January 17, 2009

I wish I could give this zero stars

When something deserves zero stars but the rating system only goes down to 1 star

I wish I could give this zero stars. The service was garbage

by DRoiDNoooob January 5, 2016

I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

A rather genius phrase, coined by Adam Hodges on facebook. A spin off the lawn/emo/cut itself.

Man, AP Music Theory sucks. I wish my homework was asexual so it would do itself.

by rarrrgh October 10, 2006

I wish I knew how to quit you

1. Said by someone who has a very obvious unrequited gay crush on someone who remains oblivious to his flirtations. Usually said after doing the thousandth favor for him for free, despite massive actual personal cost.

A humorous reference to the epic line uttered by Jack Twist to Ennis del Mar (RIP Heath) in the film Brokeback Mountain.

Dude 1: Thanks for the coffee. You didn't have to walk through 600 km of hot dry desert, cross an ocean of razorblades, and defeat 10,000 dragons just to get me one.

Dude 2: Oh it was nothing. Anything for you. *stares longingly at Dude 1 as he sits down*

Dude 1: Why are you staring at me?

Dude 2: I wish I knew how to quit you...

by I ate your Pie, deal with it October 3, 2010

I wish I had more hands...

An expression used to communicate disapproval of a specific instance, circumstance or thing(s) which was initially expected to rock but then ended in disappointment.

"...so I can give those (fill in the blank) four thumbs down."

by JT Arpent July 13, 2004

i wish you well

This is what privileged people say when they want you to forget you knew them.

I am sorry I have not responded. I have been very busy. I wish you well.

by EchoJuliet February 13, 2022

I wish I could do that

Joke. When you see a buddy's dog licking his dick and you say,"I wish I could do that." Your buddy replies,"Go ahead,but,he's liable to bite you."

"I wish I could do that" is what you say when you see a dog licking his dick.

by wolfbait51 April 30, 2011