Hypochondriac

Someone who suffers and acts like they have ousted off an injury very far.

Lily: 'OMG, I broke my toe!'
Catherine: 'No you didn't, you just cut it, you hypochondriac'

by Guciemman May 11, 2011

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Hypochondriacs

Something on the rise as the media convinces people that if you cough, then you have covid.

Shopper with hay fever: Coughs*

Public: Stares at the shopper

Shopper with hay fever: What are y'all looking at? I have hay fever you bunch of hypochondriacs.

by UltimateDoge July 24, 2021

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hypochondriac

someone who is ALWAYS sick

Amy d. a.k.a. babycakes ALWAYS has warts, some type of severe cough, endometriosis, and cervical cancer (ps-from warts); therefore she is a hypochondriac.

by kenneth j. s. March 31, 2007

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Hypochondriac

Josiah.... Josiah is the definition of a hypochondriac

Josiah: Guys I think I have hepatitis B.
Me: Shut your hypochondriac lookin ass up dude

by Life is harrd May 2, 2019

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A person who, upon watching an episode of House, is convinced they have the same disease as the main patient from that episode.
Sometimes if severe enough, said person will go to the doctor the next day expecting Gregory House to come into the office and tell them they are dying.

She is such a House Hypochondriac.

by Magi Con Carne March 11, 2011

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Facebook hypochondriac

Someone who takes all sorts of stupid ass precautions to protect their facebook page against virus, phishing, spaming, and hijacking attacks.

This person constantly worries about getting viruses and likes to comment "SPAM" whenever you post links to videos on facebook.

Today, I changed my birthday, email address, name and I even deleted a bunch of freinds for no apparent reason in order to aviod getting a facebook virus. Some say I am a facebook hypochondriac.

by postitnotes July 5, 2010

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