Hyperventilation

Hyperventilation is the physiological response to breathing to rapidly thus creating a surplus of toxins in the blood stream at a rate higher than the body cope with. Usually results in a passing out or fainting followed by a headache and sometimes nausea. Although most of the time minor it can and has killed people especially if done intentionally while also fighting the bodies natural responses.

Well I guess frank deserves to be dead for playing that stupid Hyperventilation game but somehow that cretin bastard has survived 20 rounds. I'm kinda tired of his stupid Hyperventilation shit that I hope he does die next time. I will laugh so hard I might hyperventilate myself hahahaha!!

by saharadryhumor February 27, 2015

hypermentalate

(a portmanteau of mental hyperventilate) To be overcome by an unstoppable flood of rapid, incoherent thoughts. Often leads to one of two verbal reactions: random babbling or frustrated, gape-mouthed silence.

When the company president greeted her in the elevator, Hillary hypermentalated for the entire length of the 39-floor ride.

by Paulito January 17, 2008

Hyperventilaughing

When you laugh excessively, to the point you can not breathe.

It was so funny I started hyperventilaughing.

by ITS*MR*PORTER March 7, 2020

Hyperventilaugh

To lol so hard that you can no longer breath properly. Usually followed by more lols.

Timmy: "Poop."
Bobby : "HAHAHAHAHahahahahaha.... *wheez*...hahahah..."
Timmy: "You hyperventilaughed a little too hard there."
Bobby : "I thought I was gonna die. srsly."

by Kiesman September 15, 2009

Hyperventilbating

The act of masturbating so feverishly that one begins to hyperventilate.

I heard my little brother hyperventilbating last night. We need to get him laid.

by Artimus Lloyd October 24, 2009

Hyperventilaugh

When something is funny and scary at the same time making you hyperventilate and laugh hysterically at the same time.

I was playing Slender: The Eight Pages and was so scared that I screamed and fell out of my chair and started hyperventilaughing.

by Rukami December 7, 2012

hyperventilatative

Being in a state of hyperventilation.

Wow. I just pointed out a small mistake and he got all hyperventilatative on me.

by councilman October 8, 2008