Hyperdating

when a couple spends all of their time together without any breaks for other friends only to break-up because they get sick of each other.

Jenny: "Where's Sarah, I haven't seen her in months"
Erin: "Oh, she's hyperdating Steve"

Two weeks later:

Erin: "Hey Sarah, where's Steve"
Sarah: "We broke up, I got sick of him."

by oxymoronis December 2, 2010

Hyperpathetically

- An amalgamation of the hypothetical and pathetic, at the same time with a certain degree of exaggeration or hype. Implausible what if's that border on the ridiculous. Smack talk.

CoolNick38 "bro can i sell your car and buy lotto tickets with the cash, we're gonna win big...... i just know "
Dubplay45 "really??? Hyperpathetically speaking
you been smoking way to much crack."
CoolNick38 " So there's a chance then?"
Dubplay45 " Hell no you crazy ass mf"

by ALfullaBAY March 12, 2011

Super-mega-hyper-death

when raam transforms after beating him on gears of war.. he becomes super mega hyper death raam!!

omg turn off that rick astley song.. its super-mega-hyper-death raam.

by jake allen miller brownlow rd. February 20, 2009

hyperethno-pronunciation

refers to the manner in which someone utters a particular word or phrase in an accent consistent with his/her native dialect, but inconsistent with the spoken language of the sentence.

"At 6:30 we will be covering an incredible story about a 39 year old woman from los-AN-jə-ləs, California who claims she can cure cancer with just a dash of peek-o-day-GY-o, shake of green SALL-sah, and generous amounts of drunken kah-ɽah-ꜜke."

Back to you Leen-DAH."

"Holy sh*t, that's was the most f*cked up up hyperethno-pronunciation I ever heard!"

by relaxfrancis October 13, 2009

hyperdrate

Drinking excess amounts of alcohol and then excess amounts of water to address the cottonmouth caused by the earlier imbibing of the excess alcohol.

For all the silly self-obsessed people who use the term "I need to hydrate" when normal people would say "I need a drink of water."

Hey buddy, let's go hyperdrate. You bring the case of beer to pound down, then tomorrow we can drink water 'til the faucet goes dry. Don't you mean "hydrate?" Nope, that's for idiots who think their new word for drinking water makes a difference when they exercise. Ours will make a difference when we drink too much while laughing at them exercising. You're right, pass the beer, "let's hyperdrate!"

by benighse July 28, 2009

hyperenthusiastic

A Dog chasing his tail, two flips head over heels and can't stop talking excited.

She was "Hyperenthusiastic" when her pitch was selected by a team of Angel Investors.

by "TheSurvivorChick15" October 5, 2018

Hyperdexterous

When you’re feeling hyper and start tweakin outta nowhere.

Friend : *says something

Me : *laughs uncontrollably

Friend : why are you laughing I didn’t say nun funny

Me : ion know bro I’m just Hyperdexterous rn lmaooo.

by Perlaaaaaa February 8, 2019