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humu

humu is like an expression of nodding the head...
A: What do you think of Carly
B: I love carly **humu humu**
by lalala September 18, 2004
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Humus

Humus is degraded organic material in soil.
It can be fucked, because of its good Consistency.

You can also send it as birthday present, it makes always fun.
Have you fucked Humus today? Yes, it was great.
by CBG SUCKS January 13, 2009
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Humus

1. rottin leaves fruit or any other organic matter. Generaly used by master gardeners for producing the finest plant.
2.To reach a point in your lifetime when you believe in your own invincibility. Mostly used to describe the feelings of somone or somthuing priour to their own colaps . The belief that you are unstopable. The peak of the volcano in such
1 I need some humus so I can grow a really nice sunflower.

2 The colaps of the roman empire was a direct resault of the cockyness of the emporer. He must have reached his humus
by w9ill May 17, 2007
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Sex Humus

The dried, crusty bullshit that stays on your dick and her pussy after sex. Prominent in middle eastern women, especially those with yak pussy.
Atiya and I were fucking real hard last night, and I woke up with this nasty sex humus all over my cock. Her yak pussy was so covered that it turned into a penis flytrap.
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humus belt

A city, town or community primarily occupied by androgynous ex-hippies, vegans, activists of all types -- animal, anti-war, anti-bush, anti-nukes, etc. with a known affinity for hummus and other natural foods -- granola, hemp, etc.
Wearing my Bush '04 t-shirt with cigarettes rolled up in the sleeve and Big Mac sauce dripping down my face, I entered the humus belt with trepidation oniy the find the residents were oblvious to my presence. Their attention was focused on a group of folk singers in the town square.
by East of Texas July 15, 2008
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Exit Humus

To vehemently insist you are right about something, only to discover you are shamefully wrong.

From Hebrew: יצאת חומוס
you: Listen, I know Pam did Playboy a few times, but that does not mean she has a sex tape.

them: but..

you: Dude. No f'ing way!

them: See Wikipedia for Pam Anderson

you: mm. ok.

(you exit humus)
by tsella March 8, 2010
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ball humus

THE THICK LAYER OF SMUTT THAT BUILDS UP BETWEEN YOUR BALLS AND ASS ON A HOT DAY.
DUDE , IM COCKING OUT HERE . ITS SO HOT IM GETTING BALL HUMUS .
by Sign team six May 17, 2017
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