Human tube of toothpaste

When a person is ran over by a tank from the feet to the head, forcing the blood to explode out of the head like a tube of toothpaste.

I can wait to watch Al-farquad be turned into a human tube of toothpaste

by Randomdude3328 January 5, 2022

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Human Suitcases

When a midget on roller skates, wears all your clothing and then you pull them through an airport.

Seth: Do you have any tips, any tips at all for a simple romantic, non psychotic valentine's day?
Stefon: If you want a great valentine's day you don't even need to leave the house. Just give the person you love a romantic valentines gift.
Seth: You mean like a box of chocolates?
Stefon: No. Like human suitcases.

by JMulan March 1, 2011

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Detroit Become Human

A story based video game with hot characters plot twists and over 99 possible endings. Detroit Become Human is a PS4 exclusive game took 4.5 years to make but it was worth it because its the best game I have ever played and I would vote 5 stars if I could because I loved the game. The three characters are Connor Markus and Kara and I feel anyone can fall in love with the story they chose to make and the characters they are given and over all I believe all PS4 users should check out this game

Detroit Become Human is the best

by A_Random_Dude_ December 20, 2018

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