homodamus

A gay soothsayer; a fabulous oracle who can see through your character and intuit your future through a superior connection to his feminine instincts

Homodamus over here says I just need to wear better-fitting pants and shave my face in order to impress the ladies

by sandraxine September 17, 2017

Humdy

Humdy is an Arabic name, chosen mostly by the Egyptian, which means a man who thanks God a lot.

Humdy Ubdolcahdir Uhmud

by Humdy June 30, 2007

Hogpen Humdinger

The act of masturbating onto someone's face at the same time as having your testicles hummed on by another person, while you are all in a twelve-man camping tent and the other nine people are asleep.

Dude, you won't believe what I did on our yearly camping trip last night! I gave a chick a Hogpen Humdinger!!!

by kingoftheblumkins October 10, 2011

humdrum

1) Lacking variety or excitement; dull.
2)Monotonous talk or routine.

Screw all this humdrum! I'm going out for a drink.

by WuBang3R January 19, 2006

Bomba de humo

Desaparecer sigilosamente de una fiesta, reunión, o evento sin que el resto de participantes o invitados se enteren. El objetivo de lanzar una bomba de humo es evitar tener que dar explicaciones de por qué razón te marchas

Pedro hizo una bomba de humo en la fiesta de Inés y no lo volvimos a ver.
¡Hagamos una bomba de humo y desaparezcamos de esta fiesta tan aburrida!

by Riczi October 22, 2013

humidex

The humidex is a computed value combining the temperature and humidity into one number. It is used to describe how hot or humid weather feels to the average person.

The number is only significant over 30 degrees celcius.

Essentially, on a really hot day, when there's signicant humidity, it generally feels way hotter than the actual temperature.

Holy crap, the humidex just hit fucking 40!!! It's too fucking hot to exist today!

(for those who live south of the border of Canada and the USA, 40 degrees celcius is actually 104 degree fahrenheit)

by Gerard B. May 31, 2006

Humducken

A word used in place of profanity when you are severely angry.

"That humducken roof is leaking again! It dripped right on my head!!"

by Pooky Ling Fu September 22, 2011