hammerwatch

Watching a movie while incredibly intoxicated (hammered).

The X-Files is on tomorrow night, maybe I'll hammerwatch it for a few hours.

by nensondubois January 5, 2014

hummerchaser

Anyone who loves hummingbirds, and everything about the amazing hummingbird.

The hummerchaser couldn't get very go pictures of the hummingbirds

by crazy gramma November 19, 2018

Hammeratosis

The act or art of waking up drunk. Not having a hangover apon waking but still delightfully drunk. Still intoxicated in the morning, yet pain free.

I got so fucked up last night that I had hammeratosis till about ten o'clock! What a blast that was.
What are you so happy about? Man, I'm just enjoying my full on case of hammeratosis.

by The Big Dadu September 29, 2008

Humperbating

The act of humping in inanimate object. Often practiced by young children and pets.

Ewww! The dog is humperbating on my pillow again!!

by E-man61 November 24, 2010

hummercide

A Hummercide is where you go on a murderous rampage in a hummer.

Tris: I just watched, on the news, a Hummercide on the freeway, 167 people were killed from the H3.

by Tris Penkal December 19, 2006

Humbernate

Comes from mixing Human Hibernation
To Hibernate a guy or a girl till you can fuck them

-You should fuck stacy
-Nah man, im still dating Karen. I'll humbernate stacy till i break up.

by mypseudowhat? June 7, 2016

Humperactive

When an individual or animal is so sexually active or in 'heat', that they'll "hump" anything.

"Wow, Stacy must be a bit humperactive today. That's the fifth guy she's come on to!"

"Ok, have you considered getting your cat spayed . She's pretty humperactive and won't leave anyone alone at this party!"

"Um, Mike, have you considered getting your dog neutered? I appreciate the visit, but he seems very humperactive and I'm missing my daughters' stuffed animals!"

by ajtemple1 March 6, 2020