hufflepuff

the pussies of Hogwarts, except Tonks and Cedric Diggory. the rest are pussies

"I'm not brave, smart, or ambitious, that's why I'm in Hufflepuff."

by Christine F. October 11, 2007

hufflepuff

The act of sprinkling pepper onto your pubic hair before an unsuspecting female goes down on you. Just before you finish, flick some pepper up her nose so she sneezes while you blow your protein shake down her throat.

John: It was sick dude! I made her sneeze and choke on my dick while I blew it down her throat!!

Mike: Hufflepuff that ho!!!

by Mac like Roni May 22, 2010

hufflepuff

to have the act of oral sex performed after using someone's armpit for sexual gratification (huffle)

She laid me stiff as a board, but at least she could pull off an incredible hufflepuff.

by Terry Prine May 29, 2005

hufflepuff

A chunky chick that ruins any social occasion by becoming a stone cold ice queen.

Hey, check out that girl eating a cupcake and maddogging everyone. What a hufflepuff.

by hrhythm March 13, 2011

Hufflepuff

Although a well known house of Hogwarts, an individual Hufflepuff is a mysterious creature. Nobody is quite sure what it is, exactly, but they are often said be great finders.

1. "What the hell is a Hufflepuff?"

by Vivian Potter-Nerd July 6, 2009

Hufflepuff

The most badass house of Hogwarts. Mascot is the badger (remember, honey badger don't give a shiz... it just takes what it wants). Loyal, hardworking and straightforward- and damned good finders. Not as arrogant as the Gryffindors, as shifty as the Slytherins, or as nerdy as the Ravenclaws.

Hey, why'd you take my lunch?

Because I'm a Hufflepuff... and I take what I want.

by LadyHelga October 4, 2011

Hufflepuff

The best house at Hogwarts.

Boy, I sure am glad the sorting hat made me a Hufflepuff.

by WeirdLord August 13, 2017