humbletweet

To retweet complimentary things others say about you so everyone knows how awesome you are without actually having to say it yourself.

"Oh, look. Betty's humbletweeting her RTs again. Good thing: I had NO CLUE how awesome she was until she made sure I read Frank's compliment!"

by Chibi Jeeb August 17, 2014

Hubble Telescoping

Receiving such high definition nudes from a distant land, that one learns new information about the human anatomy.

Guy 1: This girl ive been talking to online from Nepal has been Hubble Telescoping me recently.
Guy 2: What?
Guy 1: This image quality is so great! I had no idea the clitorus is at the TOP of the vagina!!

by YungArab69 October 28, 2017

hubble

1.meaning to leave one girl for another of lowerness (ie/ looks, class, etc.) without realizing that they have taken a step down.

2.not understanding

in sex and the city carries says to big :
"Carrie: Your girl is lovely, Hubble.
Mr. Big: I don't get it.
Carrie: And you never did."

by Jennifer April 6, 2004

hubble middle school

A place of hell. It's like satans home. Don't ever make anyone go there.

Hubble middle school made me scared every time I walked through the door.

by Fuckingkittykat March 21, 2017

Hubble High

a word used to describe how high you are after smoking the best parts of the marijuana plant(Refers to the Hubble Telescope)

Maaaaannn, I'm like, Hubble High right now.

by The mother f-ing P February 26, 2009

Troubled Hubble

A wonderful band whom I adore. And you should, too. What are you waiting for? Go. Now. Listen. Be amazed. You'll like them. I promise. Yes, they rule.

Troubled Hubble is only one of the coolest bands alive.

by soniahazard April 28, 2004

hubble telescope

An unusally large aperatus for the project at hand. Generally used in the medical and/or scientific fields, though not always. Refers to the famous space telescope that allows Earth scientists to see the farthest reaches of this galaxy and others.

Is more and more used to describe unusally large objects in general.

Event: Kelly sees Jon using a arch welder to light his cigarette.

Kelly says, "Look at Jon using the hubble telescope over there"

Event: Sam was in need of a biopsy and the instrument the doctor used was very big.

Sam says, "I don't know why you need the hubble telescope to see it"

Event: Tara noticed that Larry had very large hands.

Tara says, "Best be keeping your hubble telescopes away from me"

by TamTamInTheBay October 1, 2006