hefalump

(n)A large female mammal that walks upright on its hind legs in clothing that is uncoftably to reavealing and claims to be sexy. Also see Woozle.

The Florida malls are overflowing with hefalumps, someone should tell the hunting comision.

by LORD J July 1, 2005

htfl

Hitting the floor laughing.

When you laugh so hard, that you can't roll after you actually meet the floor.

- A man walks into a pub, gets drunk and he sees how miserable his life is.
- HTFL!

by HalfBlackPrince January 5, 2010

hefalump

a word originated 4rm various winnie the pooh (yay) stories. Also very useful in describing that fat bitch that ust took your seat on the bus!

Jimboberina: hey boots y u standing up ? sit down its a bumpy bus ride Wooooo!

Boots: CRASH BANG W***OP(as she f***s down the bus stairs) Damn you heff***lummmpppppp!!! GRRRR! -

Fat seat stealing bus bitch is unaware this term is adressed to her..

Heffalump: ??????

by jolola August 23, 2005

Hefalumpabump

The act of vomiting into someones open ass and have it squeezed back up into your mouth, then into thier ass again continously.
See also Heffalump

"We Heffalumpabumped 30 times last night"

by Stryfe February 18, 2005

Hefalump

something or someone that is extremely large.

That man is 300 lbs. He is a hefalump!

by Juskidding November 22, 2009

hefalump

A large or robust lady

Dawn French

by Anonymous October 10, 2003

hefalumpish

in the sense of being so, lazy or annoying an insult.

i h8 u
well ur just sooo hefalumpish

by bob November 23, 2002