Hoverboard

A piece of shit that can't hover but can only stay on two wheels and blow up

My Hoverboard can't hover but it can set my house on fire my exploding

by EpicGuyDerDictionary November 1, 2016

hoverboard

a NON-floating board, just like a segway, but without the steering wheel.
the c*** who named it "hoverboard" can just simply f*** himself.

lol, look at that fgt with his hoverboard XD, lets throw rocks at him cuz its gay.

by ayy lmao XD September 3, 2016

Hoverboarding

A sexual position where the person on the bottom is lifted and carried in between the legs of the person on top by ropes. The person on top puts his dick in the bottom's butt and walks around while doing this and pretends to be Marty McFly.

Guy1: Me and my girl tried hoverboarding last night. It was the best sex we have ever had.
Guy2: Whatever you say, Marty.

by medhathobo August 11, 2016

Hoverboarded

When you send someone a defective electronic that catches fire and burns their house down, usually by mistake. It's the bigger and more random brother to waterboarding.

I sent my nephews a laser tag kit, it caught fire and burned their house down. Guess I hoverboarded them.

by SneezewhenIP April 5, 2016

Hoverboarding

To skate so hard you’re coasting by.

That dude doesn’t do any work. He’s always hoverboarding

by E$zeMoney July 25, 2018

hoverboard money

When you have so much money that you can just pay someone to invent whatever it is that you want.

Of course I donated $100 million to look good after the Facebook movie. That's hoverboard money!

by SugarbearAlex October 12, 2010

Hoverboard

a self balancing scooter , that are a lot of money and a lot of people like them

woo that is cool it must be a hoverboard

by megodme April 26, 2016