Hotching

To move oneself horizontally across an inanimate object e.g. a bed without the use of arms or legs

Actor 1: *Hotching away nonchalently in his sleep*

Actor 2: "Stop hotching up the bed its gonna break!"

Narrator: A loud *snap* sound echoes through the room

Actor1: *Falls to the floor in a bumbling fashion*

by keeperpeeper March 8, 2010

Hotch

A term for a woman that annoys me. Not an annoying woman, one who is annoying me currently.

Wow Kim is being a total hotch. Wow Kim = hotchface

by Quinton Canales January 14, 2008

Hotch

1. To have sex with a person with complete disreguard for their physical and emotional well being.

2. To flagrantly break a well known rule and receive little or no consequences; to not learn from former mistakes.

3. A state of being arrising from consuming an inappropriate amount of a substance.

I hotched that girl without protection, totally hotching it after I was hotched on 80 cigarettes and 40 beers, Bro-sef.

by The OG123 October 15, 2006

hotching

1) Ugly, to the point of distraction, mainly used to describe women.

2) Disgusting, stinking or Minging

Often used to describe the ugliest of women, the ones where even a great personality won't save them. Hotching women tend to own several cats, they see them as their "children", you have been warned!!!

1) "That lass you pulled last night was hotching!"
2) "Tell me about it, one her cats even shat in my shoe, she was a stinking swamp donkey!"

by Lambardo September 24, 2006

hotches

One who likes to hotch in the botch. They are ususally annoying assholes.

Will Cardwell and his dad are hotches

by Cameron bansboontownnesstresbeans January 21, 2004

Hotch

A gift of money.

Can you hotch me a dollar?

by the candyman March 2, 2004

Hotch

1.Bi-Hotch, Trick, Mean Person,Hoe, See samantha
2.A best friend
3. See cuu

1. That girl is such a hotch
2. Whats up my hotch??
3. Ya hotch you know it!

by TrckLuvTheKidz February 11, 2003