Psycho Hose Beast

Psycho ex who will spend ridiculous amounts of time, energy, and resources to figure out what you're doing even though we all should be moving on.

I ran into psycho hose beast's friend the other night. She was pretending to be my friend so that she could update the beast on how I'm doing.

by RebelJel December 24, 2019

hose bag

a common slutty woman who usually hits on guys in bars so she can drink for free.

barkeep get one for me and put the hosebags round on my tab.

by freedav04 June 12, 2005

hose box

1) the uterine canal leading extending to the external orifice of the feminine privies
2) vagina

My dad called me a hose box for years...that means pussy.

by uncle__dank June 4, 2004

hose beast

Female who lives for sucking cock and prefers it over vaginal penetration.

Tammy is such a hose beast that I'll be taking her to the drive-in on Friday night.

by Mighty Whitey August 11, 2003

Hose Beast

N. A person, particularly female, who has an insatiable thirst for men's knobs and often prefers oral sex. Can be used affectionately or in derogative terms depending on the individual viewpoint.

"Hey Hose Beast, get over here and sucky my cock."

by David Wynn February 2, 2004

hose bag

In the late '70s - early '80s, dancers (go-go, strippers) in Norfolk, VA were required by law to wear pantyhose. They got the cheap ones from 7-11 that came in the little pouch. Instead of throwing away the empty pouch, they would put their pot in it, and if a cop searched their purse and found the pouch it felt about the same as if it had the pantyhose in it, and they wouldn't bother to look inside. This is a fact.
People who don't know this assumed that 'hose bag' referred to sex, a 'bag' to put your 'hose' in - slut, skank, ho - but the truth is that "hose bag" originally referred to a pretty damn smart idea to keep from getting busted by the cops!

"I need to catch a buzz - can I borrow your hose bag?"

by Reb1 November 15, 2005

hose beast

An individual that pursues the penis with fervor for oral, anal or vaginal stimulation.

See how she was all over him? What a hose beast.

by Funky Big Geek Freak Booty Daddy March 10, 2003