horsewallop

a word used in place of "horse shit" when you realize halfway through saying it that you are in the presence of virgin ears.

That's a load of horse-... *sees children nearby* ...wallop! Horsewallop!

by NoMSG September 29, 2010

Horseradish Mustache

1) When one drinks a Bloody Mary too quickly, causing the horseradish to stick to one's upper lip, creating a mustache.

2) The residue or anal hair on one's upper lip resulting from performing oral sex on one's woman from the rear.

eg 1) "Hey Mike, them boys are drinkin' your Bloody Marys so quickly they gots them some horseradish mustaches! Yee haw!"

eg 2) "Dude, had a terrible night last night. Christina sat on my face and made me go down on her. Ended up with a horseradish mustache."

by halpwr August 11, 2010

horseradish

adj.) utterly inaccurate

used to express an opinion of disbelief

His/Her teaching method is horseradish.

or

That referee call was horseradish, if you ask me.

by navigator883 November 6, 2009

Horsewang

Describing somthing without resorting to more severe words, such as cockbiting or phucked.

"This horsewang toaster ate my kitten."
"You horsewang."

by Tyco July 21, 2003

horseradish

A condiment. Popularized by Arby's

Who the hell doesnt know what horseradish means, and why are you looking it up here?

by bjdhs May 14, 2005

Housewad

A good-for-nothing stay at home man/husband.

Ever since Hans got fired he's been playing housewad while his wife works.

Erik married into money and that lazy slapnut has been a housewad to this day.

Karl: Hey Mike, let's go grab a beer and watch the game.
Mike: Can't man, I have to have the laundry done before Carrie gets back from her trip.
Karl: You are such a housewad.

by knj55108 October 30, 2011

horsewater

when dogwater and ricewater isnt even enough to describe how trash you are at a game

ur horsewater at this game dude cba

by thebigsholngguyPP February 25, 2021