hornswaggled

to be robbed by a close friend unexpectadly

man, that nigga irkz horswaggled me last night fo that chronic sak

by nick April 19, 2004

hornswaggled

absolutely flabbergasted; in shock

"deftones is so mid."
"i'm absolutely hornswaggled. jaw-dropped. in shock. flabbergasted."

by luxeejoy November 7, 2022

Hornswaggled

When you show up to work the day after you were out late partying and don't have time to make yourself look presentable.

"So I was out at Curley's last night and this guy bought me a Busch Light...so I figured I'd let him fuck my armpit"

"Sounds like you were Hornswaggled"

by elky999 March 6, 2009

hornswaggle

The act of warming up in pickleball.

Keaton did not get enough hornswaggling in before the game and played terribly.

Maybe hornswaggle a bit more before your next game.

by IKOB3AST June 2, 2023

Hornswaggle

When one pinches their receiving partners nose while performing oral sex

My breathing hasn't been the same since she hornswaggled me last night.

by furrbrit December 27, 2013

hornswaggle

A term used in place of words like "rubbish", "bloody hell", or "yeah right". Invented by Elizabeth T. and spread throughout the Earth.

Jeff told me he was with his girlfriend last night, but I know it to be naught but hornswaggle. I saw him giving that man a BJ.

by Dr. Tony January 17, 2005

hornswaggle

to wiggle one's fingers under someone else's chin while yelling out "HORNSWAGGLE!"

Stoner number 1: Hey, Stoner number 2, look over there! (points to the right)

Stoner number 2: What? Where? (looks to the right)

Stoner number 1: (Stealthly HORNSWAGGLES Stoner number 2) HORNSWAGGLE!!!

by Keef Stonewood October 30, 2007