horizontal monkey dance

The best name for sex ever created

Hey baby, why dont you slip off that g-string so we can do the horizontal monkey dance.

by Teabagger January 5, 2005

horizontal folk dancing

A slang term for having sex.

Person 1: "What did you get up to last night?"
Person 2: "I did a bit of horizontal folk dancing with Judy"

by Orbter January 27, 2005

Horizontal Rain Dance

The act of having sex with a Native American man.

Hey I heard Jackie is dating a Native American dude...do you know if they've done the Horizontal Rain Dance yet?

by The Great V October 8, 2008

horizontal line dancing

Horizontal line dancing means to have sex. Sexual intercourse.

Trailer park boys season 3 episode 8- Mr.lahey-"hey Barb why don't we skip line dancing class tonight and have a little horizontal line dancing".

by nativecock08 April 5, 2016

horizontal safety dance

The act of banging a dame to with a condom, snickers wrapper, or any kind of protection.

I banged cindy last night, but we had to horizontal safety dance cause she done got that herp.

by pack-a-punch a pack-a-punch April 16, 2011