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Machine Hopper

One who machine hops, or people at the gym that are really fucking annoying. And all they do is switch to random machines and do 1-3 reps and 1 set. It also sucks working out with them because they keep on bothering you to switch machines to the point where you want to shoot yourself, and they also wonder off when you tell them to spot you. These people are usually weak.
Me: Hey buddy, spot me.
Machine Hopper: Alright.
*wonders off to a different machine
*Bar falls on me and I can't lift it up
Me: Where the fuck are you doing, I told you to spot me!
Machine Hopper: I'm sorry!
*Lifts bar up
Me: Well sorry isn't enough.
*Beats the shit out the machine hopper
*Machine hopper cries and falls off a building
by Petroleum Jelly October 2, 2011
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Hopium

The metaphorical subtance that causes people to believe in a false hope. It is often paired up with copium.

Opposed to copium, which represents the rationalization of the current situation, hopium represents the belief that the situation will someday improve.
1: Wow, this show is absolute trash
2: Maybe it'll get better in the second season

1: That's the hopium talking
by fBOMBB September 25, 2021
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Hoppertitus

A contagious malady that spreads between Linux users, causing them to continually hop from one distro to another in search of operating system perfection or purely for geek gratification.
Dude, you have a serious case of distro hoppertitus.
by PeppermintOS October 19, 2017
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Thot hoppin

Exactly what it implies, a thot hopper goes from person to person, literally fucks anything with a pulse.
Whatchu doin tonight?
Ima be thot hoppin
by XGEN2.0 February 4, 2017
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keren-happuch

Keren-Happuch is amazing. She’d die for you if and when she can but she’s also very emotional . Very clingy and loves the attention especially from someone she loves. She strives to be God-fearing and gives love to all.
Such a beautiful soul she is; this Keren-Happuch.
by Femor April 24, 2019
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homie hopper

A girl or guy that hops (hooks up/has sex with) from one person to another, where the people they choose to hook-up with are within the same group of friends (homies).
You can see who's a homie hopper on homiehoppers (dot) com
by HomieHoppersCom June 18, 2013
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Guy Hopper

a guy hopper is basically a girl that acts really attached to a guy for a time and they date and then she breaks it off for some reason thats usually "not the guy's fault" then they hop to the next guy, do the same thing.
"Yeah that chick Ariel broke up with me and now she's dating that other guy..she's a fricken guy hopper bro."
by Getownedbygirls January 7, 2010
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