Hoovered

When a person continues or even increases suction while performing felacio after orgasim and the joy become pain after being sucked dry.
Did you hear about George? He got hoovered last night and it was so painful he called in sick.
by The Doctor of NY January 21, 2021
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Hoover

Being manipulated back into a relationship against your will with threats of suicide or self-harm, threats of harm to others or property, or threats of false criminal accusations. A "hoover" is relationship blackmail. This slang term is often associated with individuals suffering from personality disorders like Borderline Personality Disorder or Narcissistic Personality Disorder.
She hoovered me by threatening to kill herself.
by Borderline Personality June 30, 2010
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the hoover

the hoover is performed by mounting your partner from behind
and kicking out her arms while lifting her legs. Proceed to push her
around the floor like a vacuum cleaner.
I pushed that bitch with the hoover last night.
by Bud E Love May 02, 2003
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Hoover

A N.P.D. ex's version of the booty call. Instead this time, it's for further abuse/use your resources rather than just meaningless sex.
NPD ex's text message: hey, I know it's been a while and you probably don't want to hear from me. I'm sorry for all that I've done but I don't really think I've done anything wrong. Needless to say, I love you so much. Please give me a chance to talk to you again. Love, narc.

Girl/guy: Great, another Hoover message. Guess it's time to get my number changed.
by npdisclusterb March 31, 2019
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Hoover

One who partakes in oral sex quite often, and sucks like the vacuum cleaner
Tim: "Damn, Lisa blows a lot of guys"
Danny: "Yeah, she's a Hoover"
by NachoCheez May 26, 2014
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hoover

Discreetly used in place of the word 'suck(s).'
Linkin Park hoovers! Man, that chick can sure hoover a mean dick!
by @ p$3ud0n`/m February 18, 2005
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hoover

To consume beer rapidly
" You finished already? What a Hoover"
" Is that a beer or a TV? Hoover that beer!"
by Upright Hoover April 05, 2007
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