hu-ba-ju. NOUN. 1. A Person who has the keen ability to save money, time and/or effort by manipulating (mostly incorrrectly) machinery, people and work. 2. Cheapskate 3. Jerry-rigger 4.Unpleasant Person . Other Forms verb Hoobajooing Hoobajooed, adv Hoobajooly,
"He was supposed to replace the part on the car, instead he hoobajooed it together with glue and fishing line"
"She never bought a good one she just keept hoobajooing the old one back to life"
"That guy would charge different prices for the same thing, he was a real hoobajoo"
"The factory hoobajooly ran the wires close to the flame so they could melt"
A general reference to large, ungainly objects (typically high tech machinery) that is often implanted up the colo-rectal highways of unsuspecting people, usually males, by aliens of unknown origin and intent.
Often incorrectly referred to as a hoobajoob.
My goodness Walter! What did you eat for lunch? There is a giant hoopajoob sticking out of your ass. Would you like a Rolaids or a Tums?
A smallcreature that resembles a gumdrop with tentacles. Hoobaji are native to the planet XX5-Hooba.
Nicole: Hey Paris, have you seen my Hoobajoob?
Paris: Yeah, I kidnapped it and made a sex tape with it.
Nicole: Well, I don't blame you. Once you go gumdrop, you never go back!