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hoobajoo 

hu-ba-ju. NOUN. 1. A Person who has the keen ability to save money, time and/or effort by manipulating (mostly incorrrectly) machinery, people and work. 2. Cheapskate 3. Jerry-rigger 4.Unpleasant Person . Other Forms verb Hoobajooing Hoobajooed, adv Hoobajooly,
"He was supposed to replace the part on the car, instead he hoobajooed it together with glue and fishing line"

"She never bought a good one she just keept hoobajooing the old one back to life"

"That guy would charge different prices for the same thing, he was a real hoobajoo"

"The factory hoobajooly ran the wires close to the flame so they could melt"
hoobajoo by John Rogosich September 8, 2008

Hoopaloop 

When the back or your shoe folds inwards:

It is uncomfortable

It could fold under your foot
Or it cold just fold inwards
Some one putting on their shoes: " my whole she is hoopaloop"
Hoopaloop by Hoopaloop maker July 18, 2021
A general reference to large, ungainly objects (typically high tech machinery) that is often implanted up the colo-rectal highways of unsuspecting people, usually males, by aliens of unknown origin and intent.

Often incorrectly referred to as a hoobajoob.
My goodness Walter! What did you eat for lunch? There is a giant hoopajoob sticking out of your ass. Would you like a Rolaids or a Tums?
hoopajoob by Urethra-Franklin December 20, 2006

hookajooka 

a language used by noobs that get jealous of seeing someone typing/talking in another language
hey he can speak a cool language, look at me i can also speak hookajooka
hookajooka by thatotherguyzx November 18, 2011

hoobajoob 

A small creature that resembles a gumdrop with tentacles. Hoobaji are native to the planet XX5-Hooba.
Nicole: Hey Paris, have you seen my Hoobajoob?
Paris: Yeah, I kidnapped it and made a sex tape with it.
Nicole: Well, I don't blame you. Once you go gumdrop, you never go back!
hoobajoob by zaa September 4, 2004

hoobajoob 

A phrase used when one does not understand something else, or is generally confused.
"Hey, man, I just heard that your mom and a monkey were caught outside the Seven-Eleven yesterday smoking a big-ass chunk of donkey."

"... hoobajoob?"
hoobajoob by Zente June 9, 2005