hooey balooey

non-sense, something improbable or irrational.

aka: bull crap

man: did yo eat my cookie
kid: no... ( cookie crumbs on face)

man: that a bunch of hooey balooey

by bunches of b.s. August 23, 2009

Hooey shit

1. Of bad quality

2. Some low budget, Ghetto, or ratchet shit

Man that song I listened to last night was some hooey shit

Some guys in my neighborhood were on some hooey shit and I was really looking for an excuse to shoot them

by YuOfTheNight April 20, 2021

hooey hat

A hat to announce that you think you're a Libertarian, but really love the police state.

"I put on my hooey hat and drove my V8 to the gun show"

by BobLoblawsLawBlogNoEspanol October 23, 2022

Hooey

Typically, this word is used in the southern parts of the United States. Large heavily endowed women will exclaim, “Hooey!”, when distressed or excited.

Ex. Woman is having relations and is actively having an orgasm..

Guy: *Thrusting in fast and hard”

Southern woman: ”OOOH I’m gonna cum! ....HOOEY!!!. *slap slap slap* hoooooey!!

2. Woman is being chased by a bear in the woods.

Bear: ”RAAAWHRR!!” *closing in fast*

Southern Woman: *breathing heavily, fun bags jousting about*
“HOOOOEYYY!!*

by Fish trench December 5, 2019

Hooey

Foolishness/garbage/shit….sounds miiiiiighty similar to Russian хуй which technically means dick, but is closer in offensiveness to fuck. I doubt that it’s a coincidence that it started being used in the 1920s.

That’s a load of hooey…У тебя пакет с хуями прямо сейчас.

by TanetchkaT March 11, 2023

ahh hoo hoo hooey

The Goofy Noise that you yell when you're about to nut but manage to slip and fall off the bed before it can enter her pussy.

Upon hearing him yell ahh hoo hoo hooey, she knew she was going to save money that would've been spent on child care.

by BluRazzKookaburra December 12, 2024