hoodwinker

A derogatory term for a Freemason. Freemason initiations involve 'hoodwinking' or blindfolding the initiate, and telling him all kinds of hocus pocus. Thus, every Mason is a hoodwinker in turn.

Those hoodwinkers are having their pancake breakfast again down at the Masonic Temple.

by sternwise September 30, 2006

hoodwank

To be slapped or smacked in the facial area with a penis.

While Andrew was lifting weights in school one day, Michael came up from behind him and hoodwanked him numerous times.

by andy and kara March 5, 2006

Hoodwinked

When a store clerk deceives one into purchasing an overly expensive item. The said price is unknown to the customer and there fore they have been tricked

That clerk at Lush hoodwinked me into buying some expensive soap.

by Matt S. Wrong June 2, 2013

Hookwinked

When you are waiting for a phone call from one person at a specified time and another person calls you by mistake.

I was expecting my girlfriend's call, but my wife hookwinked my phone.

by Hookwinkerookwinker July 12, 2016

Hoodwinked

Getting tricked into unprotected sex by a man with an uncircumcised penis.

The doctor said "theres nothing wrong here he is just uncircumcised". She replied "I thought that was a strange looking condom!" The Doctor replied "Yup, you just got hoodwinked!"

by Stelow January 18, 2011

Hoodwinked

When the man pulls out and cums into the hood of the girls jacket, and pulls it over her head.

Jeff hoodwinked his girlfriend last night.

by singlepriest128 June 29, 2011

Hoodtwinked

When someone who used to be a twink still uses their twink photos on dating sites despite not being a twink any longer.

Guy 1: I was completely Hoodtwinked this past weekend.

Guy 2: What do you mean.

Guy 1: Met up with a twink from Grindr, and he hasn’t been a twink in a least 10 years.

Guy 2: Oh god, how bad.

Guy 1: A total bear.

by Hahaharambe February 3, 2022