Ho Ho Homosexuality

Coming out to your family and/or friends about your gayness at Christmas time.

Dirk finally told his parents he's gay on December 23rd, it was a classic case of ho Ho Ho Homosexuality.

Ho Ho Homosexuality by Circushead June 28, 2006

Hobosexual 

A Hobosexual is a person who gets into relationships to avoid being homeless.

I think he's only in a relationship with me because he has no where to live, yea that boy is a hobosexual.

Hobosexual by katethegr8 February 12, 2019

False and Homosexual 

A more fancier way of saying 'fake and gay'.

Guy 1: I sooo hacked my friends phone yesterday! Wanna know what I did? I changed the date and time! Haha!
Guy 2: I think we are all in agreement, I doubt any hacking was involved.
Guy 3: No, because we are not all nerds who cares about this.
Guy 2: Actually most of us do care, so your argument is false and homosexual.

False and Homosexual by Lord of Fanciness August 12, 2011

homisexual

When you and your homie are doing some low-key gay shit, but y'all are homies, so it's all good in the hood.

Me and my homie were cold, so we had to partake in some homisexual activity.

homisexual by Donwauu December 12, 2017

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion 

The worst “ur” comeback posable, only to be used in life and death situations.

Bobby: hey billy
Billy: what?
Bobby: Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
*The ground rumbles.
* all the animals of the world crie out in pain.
*Billy falls to his knees facing the sky.
*Billy’s mouth opens creating a exit for the billions of tourtered souls of hell.
*Billy falls to the ground and the demons swarm to Bobby, crowning him forever king, For they know, to make Bobby angery, it to die.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion by HeckenStop March 28, 2018

Heteroromantic homosexual 

A person who is romantically attracted to the opposite sex but sexually attracted to the same sex

A heteroromantic homosexual girl wants to date guys but have sex with women.

Heteroromantic homosexual by Me0601 June 8, 2018

Foodsexual 

Shit just shit

A: hello i'm foodsexual f-slur
B: shut up u aren't a part of lgbtq+
A: yes i am u bitch
B: shut up *goes away*

Foodsexual by _no January 21, 2021