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Hoochie Mama 

1. A female who dresses ghetto ho fabulous. Lots of gold, lots of weave-typically Pattie LaBelle style with red, purple, gold, or orange streaks, and long nails with lots of airbrush glitter, and color. This female's goal in life is to use her female attriibutes to obtain a male with lots of money or any money to spend on her. Weaves, rent, & diapers for her baby from another daddy included. 2. A ghetto version of a "Gold Digger".
Friday night (payday} at the club: "Ooo, girl the hoochie mamas are out trollin' tonight!"
Hoochie Mama by Karla January 21, 2004
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hoodrat hoochie mama

A dirty skank ho from straight out the projects. Comes from the 2 Live Crew song "Hoochie Mama".
(in the 1950's, in the suburbs)
Charles: "Gee buddy, haven't seen you in awhile. How are you?"
Juwan: "What's crackin' playa? Hey what's been goin' down wit dat bitch you been sweatin'?"
Charles: "Oh, Susie? She's a swell girl. We're going steady now, and I gave her my pin."
Juwan: "Right on brotha, lots a niggaz done pinned that bitch."
Charles: "What are you saying?"
Juwan: "She ain't nothin' but a hoochie mama, hoodrat hoodrat hoochie mama."
Charles: "Susie is a nice girl, whether or not she's sucked every cock in the county. And you're white."
Juwan: "Oh yeah, I forgot. Well I'd better get going, my mother is expecting me for supper at 6 o'clock sharp."

Hoochie Mama-ism

The act of being a Hoochie Mama.
Jason: Wow, look at that slut.
Brandon: Yeah, she probably graduated from Hoochie Mama-ism University.
Jason: Doesn't your mom teach there?

hoochie mama 

polite term used by women to define other women as sluts
hoochie mama by Anonymous May 10, 2003

hoochie-mama

An older woman (over 21) that dresses like a slut or prostitute.
You look like a hoochie-mama.
hoochie-mama by DevilDiva May 24, 2004

Hoochie Mama 

An alternative to yelling "Serenity now!" when things aren't going your way.
First user: Frank Costanza on Seinfeld
When his wife kept bugging him about cleaning up the garage, Frank yelled: "Hoochie Mama!".

Hair metal hoochie mama 

A woman (usually a mother) that has big hair, still listens to 80s hair metal and likes to reminisce about the good ol' days of being a rocker chick.
My friends think my mom is so cool cause she's a hair metal hoochie mama that likes to have fun.