honey badger

its an animal in africa, verrry dangerous

not only will it kill you, it will rip off your testacles while youre still alive !!
you cant really give an example of an animal... "ahhhhh honey badger bit my balls off!!!"
by chris-world May 13, 2008
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Honeybadging (verb)
'to honey badge' - definition; to display the acts of Crystal EG's I DONT give a fuck attitude.
OMG Mare! Crystal is honeybadging! that bitch!
OMG Crystal you are so fierce! you are a honey badger!
by EGBIGFAN! March 06, 2012
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honey badger

A person who doesn't give a fuck. This phrase became catchall in reference to Randall's infamous youtube "The Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger'' commentary on the behaviour of the Honey Badger.
I love it when you go all honey badger on me, brings out the dominant part in you and I begin to wonder if I am getting sexually attracted to you.

nonchalance
by TheBigCanucklehead March 15, 2015
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Honey Badger

The Chuck Norris of the animal kingdom. No bigger or faster animal ever gives the honey badger crap. If they did, that animal wouldn't have the chance to regret it.
When the Tasmanian devil goes to sleep, he checks under his bed for the honey badger.
by aquilla_sky June 14, 2012
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Honey Badger

A Honey badger is one fearless mother fucker! He is the ultimate badass of the animal kingdom. No one knows what they look like as anyone who's ever seen one has been immediately killed by said badger. They wouldn't think twice about starting some shit and are actually totally fearless, when they kill something (usually 100+ kills a day) they crack open their victims skull with their teeth and eat their brain and digest their thoughts. This makes the Honey Badger the world most intelligent and ruthless mother fucker out ther. They will also sleep with and inpregnate your sister while she sleeps.
Explorer: Oh look, theres a Honey badger!

2.35 seconds later

Oh look, I'm dead!
by Squaids187 July 05, 2010
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Honey Badgered

The act of removing a friend's testicles because they are controlled by his girl friend. This phrase started after a case in Africa where a honey badger ripped off a lion's testicle.
Guy 1: "I was forced to go shopping with my girl and I missed the game last night."

Guy 2: "You should be honey badgered for that."
by ssgt big mac September 19, 2009
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Honey Badger

(n.) A younger person who actively pursues a significantly older person for sexual gratification or romantic purpose. Differentiated from a gold digger by a lack of concern for material wealth or fiscal compensation. From a similar anthropomorphic derivativion as cougar or puma, in this instance the inverse of an older person pursuing a younger person.
That sorority sister went full honey badger for her Professor!
by PRG27 October 25, 2014
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