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Hobosexual

Someone who enters or fakes a relationship to avoid homelessness.
Man, Trevor is such a hobosexual. What's he gonna do when he runs out of girls that will let him live with them?
by Cjciosjab jdja December 17, 2017
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homosexual supporting cast

A phrase used in the anime "Ouran Highschool Host Club" when one of the characters named Tamaki Suoh explained that since he and Haruhi are the main characters, they clearly must be love interests. His response to the twins' question when they asked him what the rest of the group was, he said they were the "homosexual supporting cast. In summary; he meant that he and Haruhi were straight while the rest of the host club was gay.
Hikaru and Kaoru: Oh yeah, and what does that make us?
Tamaki: You; are the homosexual supporting cast!
by kwerkykitty200 September 28, 2017
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Ho Ho Homosexuality

Coming out to your family and/or friends about your gayness at Christmas time.
Dirk finally told his parents he's gay on December 23rd, it was a classic case of ho Ho Ho Homosexuality.
by Circushead June 28, 2006
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Hobosexual

A Hobosexual is a person who gets into relationships to avoid being homeless.
I think he's only in a relationship with me because he has no where to live, yea that boy is a hobosexual.
by katethegr8 February 12, 2019
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False and Homosexual

A more fancier way of saying 'fake and gay'.
Guy 1: I sooo hacked my friends phone yesterday! Wanna know what I did? I changed the date and time! Haha!
Guy 2: I think we are all in agreement, I doubt any hacking was involved.
Guy 3: No, because we are not all nerds who cares about this.
Guy 2: Actually most of us do care, so your argument is false and homosexual.
by Lord of Fanciness August 12, 2011
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homotextual

An ostenibly straight male that if observed solely by his electronically transmitted written word could be taken as gay.

Common in pvp video games and on the chat forums surrounding such games, the homotextual will claim to be straight and love women and women's bodies, but his every digital utterance is laced with aggressive homosexual inference.

Typically a psychological side effect of mommy not holding them as children and daddy thinking them weak for crying when they fell off their bike, these individuals spend the majority of their time attempting to assert dominance over the other males in a pack-like mode, via the only medium common to males between puberty and death, aggressive and overt sexual advance.
Tyranny Tard: lol i just fukken RAPED that guy. I totally fucked him in the ass. I was like, so you think yer hot shit, well let's duel and he totally sucked dick. I mean my cock was in his lungs i face-owned him so hard.

Cimmeria Player: So....you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: Fuck you, asshole! I'm a reaL MAN! I get more pussy in a week than you'll see your whole life, fucking RP homo! Come suck my dick little rp faggot, let me fuck you in the ear!

Cimmeria Player:...So...you like the boys then?

Tyranny Tard: No, son! I ain't queer like u.

Cimmeria Player: ...ah.

Tyranny Tard: What?

Cimmeria Player: You are a homotextual. But it's cool, I don't judge.
by Letsbreakit August 4, 2009
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homisexual

When you and your homie are doing some low-key gay shit, but y'all are homies, so it's all good in the hood.
Me and my homie were cold, so we had to partake in some homisexual activity.
by Donwauu December 12, 2017
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