Homely

A person who should really stay inside their home due to their horrible fashion, unattractiveness, and the embarrassment that they bring to others who are seen with him/her.

Matt what the fuck are you doing out of your dorm, I don't want to be seen with your homely ass in public!

by McMurray McMuffin March 3, 2011

Homeflake

Man who spews his load all over his bedsheets after love making.

After a nice time of passionate love making, the homeflake had a terrible night tossing and turning in his soaked bedsheets.

by Ninja. July 9, 2006

homely

1. A word that describes people lacking in social graces and taste.

2. An adjective for objects that no one could find appealling except ironically.

Check out that homely girl in the kitten sweater! She has clearly never seen a hair brush in her life time.

My grandmother just knit me a super homely scarf which I will wear only for its amusment factor. Also my neck will appreciate its total dedication to warmth.

by lol cat December 21, 2008

homefry

the coolest word to use when you're talking to your friends. especially in north carolina.

yo, what's up, homefry? can i get some ketchup and a corndawg with that?

by homenugget July 3, 2008

homeslyce

To split the cost of an item (typically an expensive one) among two or more people, thus creating multiple tranches or slices, hence the "slyce" part of the word. Usually, this is done among friends, hence the "home" part.

Alan: Hey, you wanna homeslyce some dinner?
John: Sure, I can neither afford nor finish a whole pizza.

by F-squared June 11, 2008

Homely Duties

What you say you are doing when you know your girl is going to see your Facebook posting. Really you are at home looking at porn and masturbating.

Bobby: What u up to man?

Jesse: Chillin doing homely duties (while typing 4chan into an open browser window)

by Hurricane Sabrina November 5, 2010

Homely

A woman who is not naturally pretty, who, even when the occasion calls for it, doesn’t know how to properly dress fancy or wear make-up; a plain Jane; unkempt; scraggly; ragged; messy; boyish; doesn’t grasp the concept of grooming; likely has nappy hair; tomboy; unappealing

No matter how hard she tried not to look plain and homely, people would still mistake her for a little boy.

I saw a photo of my ex’s new girlfriend and dang was that downgrade homely.

by Ascornedandbitterwife February 4, 2019