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Hoeflation

Hoeflation is a term which describes the increase in price men have to pay for lower value women. This is reflected through higher prices in terms of, having to spend more $ on women, having to have a certain personality, physique, etc. Women have lost all their value as they have sex with everyone, can't cook and don't know how to be good wives.
The Hoeflation in manly this month is up 6%
by MyNameIsCdog July 4, 2022
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home titties

When you are at home at going about your business in a T-shirt braless and your titties are way out front.
This weekend I was chillin and watching tv and the doorbell rang. I answered it and totally forgot I was wearing my home titties.
by CBezu May 27, 2019
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Straight home

A statement one makes when they are about to leave the office, creating the image that they are being well behaved, but the more 'educated' colleagues know full well that person will be down the boozer until close.
Matt: Big plans this evening Mike?

Mike: No mate, straight home taking it easy tonight

{2 a.m down the Sea Horse}
Matt: Thought you were going straight home this evening?

Mike: grow up Matt, do you know they do a pizza and a pint for £10 - that's dinner sorted .
by ubei November 9, 2018
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walk on home boy

From the song 'Walk' by Pantera. Telling someone 'walk on home boy' means it's time to shut up and move along before something bad happens.
'I wasn't talking about you behind your back, I swear!'

'WALK ON HOME BOY.'
by Morlock314 October 30, 2013
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Sweet Home Alabama

From the song Sweet Home Alabama, known for being played as an indicator for incest.
"Name something you used as a partner to practice kissing"

"Sister"

SWEET HOME ALABAMA!
by an average memer January 22, 2019
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Home of the Sherlock Fandom

Home of the Sherlock Fandom. Recently after the heartbreaking episode Reichenbach Fall, the Sherlock Fandom took refuge on this website, omegle. If you go to omegle.com and answer/ask questions for a bit you will see quite a few of the 'Sherlockians' You can tell it's them by the following:

1. They tend to RP on omegle and will add initials of sherlock characters such as -SH, -JM, -JW, -MH, -GL and so on.

2. Their jokes; Not my division, I will make you into shoes, the bee gees, I will sssssskin you, shock blankets, Sherlocked, let's have dinner. (Also, let it be known that Molly is a BAMF)

3. Their ships, the most popular being Sherlock/John others include; John/jam, Mycroft/Lestrade, Molly/Lestrade, Jim/Sebastian, Mycroft/umbrella, Anderson/dinosaurs and pretty much anyone/anything even if the two people have never met or even exist in different universes.

4. Calling these ships gay in most cases is not an insult (nor should it be in any case in any social situation) in fact, the Sherlockians will call their ships gay as a boast and will respond to your 'insults' with, in a Moriarty impression, "That is rather the point."

5. Most RPs recently have been reunions of Sherlock and John, John thinking that Sherlock was dead and all (SPOILERS) and also, let's not forget, Jim and Seb's reunion.

6. Lestrade's divisions are nonexistent, unless its Molly or Mycroft.

Be patient with us ordinary people of omegle. We are a grieving fandom..
Question to discuss:
Excuse me I'm looking for my division...-GL

Stranger 2: Right here. -MH
Stranger 1: The sherlockians are invading Omegle!
Stranger 2: Let it be known, omegle is now the home of the sherlock fandom!
by Shershocked February 14, 2012
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Hoefax

Adj: getting the personal information from a girl that you are about to date such as past boy friends, how many times they'd had sex, etc
Jon: i need to get the hoefax for this chick before we fuck
Billy : yeah you don't want to catch anything
by L-Dog Oreo July 11, 2011
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