Holyoke

Holyoke is a very gully city in Western MA, with about 60,000 people living there. The poorest city in the area, followed by Springfield. Alot of Puerto Ricans live there now, as well as some blacks, and wannabe cambodians.

did you hear about the shootout in Holyoke?

by GETALOOSIEFROMTHEARAB June 11, 2006

Hollyoaked

After the infamous scence in the UK soap Hollyoaks about ten years ago when the character Luke got chased from football training and was bum raped by three guys.

This gave rise to the term 'Hollyoaked' or a 'Hollyoaking' instead of the more common phrases sodomy, bum rape or bummed.

"Mate you dont want to walk back that way, you might get Hollyoaked down there".

by Ian_99 February 9, 2010

Hollyoakisation

The transformation of a serious subject matter into a TV friendly environment where every cast member is under 25 and beautiful

"The Tudors" is a Hollyoakisation of the life of Henry VIII
BBC One's family drama "Robin Hood" is a Hollyoakisation of the legend of Robin Hood

by Fernando1982 October 6, 2008

hollyoaks boy

A gay person. Named because of the majority of the male Hollyoaks cast looking gay as fuck.

you're such a hollyoaks boy

that dude over there is a definite hollyoaks boy

by Kempo August 23, 2007

hollyoaks

a great tv programme.

hey, i love holloaks. do you?

by vartansgal October 12, 2003

Hollyoaks

...No. Hollyoaks, is in fact the shittiest TV soap in the UK. Ever. No plots, no excitement, no diversity. Just half an hour of boring, (albeit mostly v. pretty) bimbos and pretty boy cunts, who walk around like headless chickens in the latest Topshop fashions, talking absolute bollocks and doing fuck all.

Should only be watched for 5 minutes and muted, for a quick, pleasurable wank.

Hollyoaks should fuck off and die.

by IntelligentIdiot November 28, 2006

hollyoaks

best soap, should have some show in the awards instead of eastenders!ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Toby's dead!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Unknown November 7, 2003