verb: to mouth holster. a blow job. preferably a long blow job. derived from the old west vernacular. as in to have your weapon holstered with another's mouth. think of it this way: its a safe place to keep your wang.
a: "how do you know that chick?"
b: "she mouth holstered me"
a: "come again?"
b: "she took me in with her mouth, you know, holstered me"
a: "wha?"
b: "dewd, she blew me"
a: "nice"
b: "she mouth holstered me"
a: "come again?"
b: "she took me in with her mouth, you know, holstered me"
a: "wha?"
b: "dewd, she blew me"
a: "nice"
by the_dutch_fist September 16, 2008
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a place where multiple guys frequently park their dick
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OMG, that girl slept with 5 different guys this weekend, multiple times, and her boyfriend still hasn't found out! She is such a penis holster!
God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight.
I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!
God I'm horny, I gotta find me a penis holster for tonight.
I forgot my penis holster, and now she might be pregnant!
by Maggie Rose January 31, 2008
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To refrain from flirting with or making sexual advances toward someone in order to maintain an atmosphere of propriety no matter how attractive or suggestive the object of your lust is (i.e., boss' daughter, receptionist/mistress of your top client, MILF of your best friend or girlfriend, etc.). Sexual self control.
On the way to a sales call:
Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."
Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."
Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"
Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
Salesman: "Harry, wait till you see the jugs on the receptionist at Acme."
Sales Manager: "Now, hold on you hornball. If you blow another deal like last time - banging the buyer's wife ..."
Salesman: "...I didn't know she was married!"
Sales Manager: "I'm just saying, we can't afford another screwup, so just holster your dick."
by ergijreiljrvliwroiurvhni May 22, 2008
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2. a word to describe how drunk you are
3. a common saying used if someone likes something
2. a word to describe how drunk you are
3. a common saying used if someone likes something
1. ″Timothy, what happened to you after we left the bar last night? I went to the police station to look for you!″ - ″Please don‘t ask, JD! I was so Hopsten!″
2. ″The weekend in Berlin was awesome. It was simply Hopsten!″
2. ″The weekend in Berlin was awesome. It was simply Hopsten!″
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April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...
April may be a full figured girl, but it's in all the right places.
Ed said;
Yea, & I heard she's a "Chubby Cock Holster"...
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The Neighborhood got its name from the little park in the middle of the projects that is formed like a circle wich means "Ring" in german.
The Neighborhood got its name from the little park in the middle of the projects that is formed like a circle wich means "Ring" in german.
by $tarbuck February 29, 2008
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