hoposexual

a person who is hoping to have sexual relations but fails

Ashleigha is a straight-up hoposexual, always hoping to have some sex but always declined.

by Sazwon December 1, 2016

Hoppo Holiday

1. A no call or a no show at work.

2. A no call or a now show at work following a long night of drinking and taking illegal substances.

3. Conveniently missing work to meet college buddies at the bar for sporting event or other staged drinking affairs.

4. Pushing your unexcused absences to the brink of getting fired

5. Waking up hungover and not attempting to call, show up, or email that you wouldn't be coming in

to work on a given day.

"Chris must of pulled a hoppo holiday because March madness started"

"The head of HR asked Chris into her office to talk about all the "hoppo holidays" he took in the past month"

"Our boss asked us if Chris had pulled a "hoppo holiday" because of the Phillies home opener.

by studminustheu February 18, 2010

Hopojo

A Liberian slang that means Ho

La dirty hopojo na suck my toto good oo.

by Lib Worldstar July 13, 2021

Hokgod

This is a slang word used by people in Asia to describe people who are very smart or especially good at something. It comes from the chinese word 學 and god.

Me: WOW, you are so Hokgod
Honrich: NO, I AM Hokuniverse

by warloadam November 29, 2021

Runcorn hotpot

Runcorn hotpot

A sexual act involving two or more rub and tug girls from logon, woodridge or inala, a headstand, an anal speculum and a serve of short soup with bbq pork.

I thought we were just stopping off for a quick massage but turns out we were in for a Runcorn hotpot

by theblackmaven June 16, 2016

Tasmanian Hotpocket

Take a shit in your sisters vagina.

Hey, cut that out. Stop giving your sister a tasmanian hotpocket.

by StaceyPoll July 21, 2019

hospo

short for hospitality...used mainly by people working in the industry

i have to get out of hospo and get a real job!

by toprock April 7, 2015