dogmonkey

n.

A male who is well versed in the art of sleezing. Must satisfy stringent criteria: namely - 6ft tall (at least), loves drinking, smoking, calls chicks 'seabiscuits', drives at night with his lights off etc...

vb. - to dogmonkey

sleezing on a seabiscuit

Dan: " Gal, hold my drink, I'm going to dogmonkey that broad."
Gal: " Fresh. I'll be at the bar - Nick's just got a pack of lucky strikes in..."

Nick: " Steve, is Mario a dogmonkey"
Steve: " Pfft, he's only 5 ft 9..."

by Mike587 January 8, 2008

Hoonkey

A slow (fast) truck big rig or some normally big slow vehicle doing hoonigan activity. Burnouts, donuts, drifting, jumping in the mud, climbing rocks etc.

Oh, look there is a HOONKEY Duramax truck doing donuts on the parking area. That guy is a real HOONKEY driver in the mud! What a HOONKEY rock crawler!

by HOONKEY DONK June 25, 2019

hosemonkey

a derogatory term for a carwash worker

"Stupid hosemonkey scratched my candy paint!"

by iluvjackrussells August 30, 2005

haxmonkey

A person who thinks they are good with computers, but isn't.

Hey, look at Joe. He's trying to program C++ with a typewriter. What a haxmonkey!

by Alway11 May 7, 2007

Hoodmonkey

one of them trifling ass bitches from the set who be runnin like theres no tomorrow

That bitch ass hoodmonkey Shaniqua dont know how his baby daddy is!!

by Sideshow Skeeter April 26, 2005

Dogmonkey

Half-breed creature, Half Churchills nodding dog with the head ripped out, half stuffed monkey with a gibralta cap on

Man! the dogmonkey rules.. i het his original head got turned into a pirate and ran over my a car

by ShavenLunatic October 29, 2003

Hoonkey Doonkey

A little boy who thinks he is a donkey, but he is in fact a boy
He is also gay

Frank "Hey guys"
Jerper "Nah wtf fam, what are you, a hoonkey doonkey

by stevsteve jobs March 23, 2017